Mr Eye Sock!
Last night I was chatting with my friend Koko, who loves Heroes as much as I do. We're on a time difference, so I had to email her my thoughts on the episode. What was supposed to be an email with actual thoughts and theories and opinions turned into a real-time viewing email.
I re-read it this morning and it really cracked me up, so I thought I'd share it here. Obvious spoilers here.
A few things before the show started... I'd *accidentally* read the spoiler that Eden was the one who died. It pissed me off that I read it, but I kinda had a feeling it was gonna be her anyway. And this is in real time, so I don't set up much, it's just reaction, reaction, reaction. Pardon any typos or misinformation (like calling the dinosaur a dragon!). In a few instances I added some bolded parts to clarify.
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I like Claire and her dad's straight forward talk. No vague discussions, they really got to it. And damnit, he's not all good or all evil, he's a little of both. I like that, too.
Matt's in Texas! Yay! Bringing heroes together!
Aww Peter. "I don't think I can do it." OH SHIT, HE WAS HALLUCINATING. Whose power was that!?!?!?
DL's been hit! Oh, his power is.. shit can go right through him? Is that right? And apparently, her power is walking through heavy traffic without a scratch. Oh good, Micah is gone.
Hi Eden! You die later!
Oh, Sylar. He can see how things work. Hmm. That's a power now? He can take on other's powers.. like Peter, but more permanently. Changes to his DNA!? WTF? Oh shit, he threatened Claire. Not cool. HRG dude will cut you!
HRG dude is taking orders from someone else? Hm!
Oh, Haitian guy is kinda cute.
Run DL! Run Micah!
Okay, so the bullet went through his head, but got stuck in his arm? Weird.
Yeah, he can go through things and some things can go through him. Except bullets to his shoulder. oookay.
PETER. HUMINA HUMINA.
Er. I like his bangs. They're pretty.
I hate this cop girl, she annoyed me in her episode of Buffy (Invisible Girl) and she annoys me now.
holy fuck, their powers are clashing! THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
omg he's so concerned about Claire!
oh this is so cool, Koko. I love it.
Oh hot mama, Suresh! He faxed the list to the FBI? wtf, dumbass. Sigh, I forgive him, because he's pretty and talks with a pretty accent.
Isaac! I like him better with stubble. lol, "That's what i like about comics, you don't have to take them so seriously."
Aww, he's buying into the hero thing. I love that.
Eden's growing a conscience? She's helping him? Hm!
HIRO! lol, he's at the high school, awesome. Does he run into Claire? Awww, "destiny hasn't forgotten us." YAY! ISAAC AND HIRO! "Mr Eye-sock!>!?!?" AHAHAHA!
Oh, Claire's giving her statement. Awesome. SO MUCH MOVEMENT IN THIS EPISODE, OMG.
They're all coming together, Koko!!! Yay!!
She wants to make sure he's okay. Awww! She wants to tlak to him!
He can't read her mind. I wonder why. Static, hmmm. Oh, the haitian's blocking the power! That's what I thought it was! I'M SO COOL.
Oh go away, Nikki. She has the tat. Mkay. That makes.. three? Matt, Nikki, and the nuclear guy. And it was also on Claire's book before.
OMG THEY'RE TOGETHER!!!!!! HE'S SO HAPPY TO SE HER!!! OMG YAYAAAYAYYAYAYAYAAAA. HE, LIKE, LOVES HER.
YEAH DAD, WAIT OUTSIDE. THANX.
oh boy, a big talk. "that you're like me" oh boy oh boy oh boy.
She looks at him with some kind of love. omg. i'm such a dork. "I knew I had to save you." "Why?" meep. lol at his lip!
"I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you. i would've died." gah.
"You didn't know that you were gonna heal when you dove off the building?" "nope, it's kinda stupid, huh?" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HE DIED TO PROTECT HER.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "YOU'RE TOTALLY MY HERO"
AND A NATION SWOONED.
wtf, go away nikki.
She's kicking his ass. Oh, she his Micah. YOU GOIN' DOWN, BIZATCH. (i meant that she hit Micah)
I applaud Ali Larter for doing this scene with no makeup on. Takes guts. She looks horrible!
AW, zach!! I love him. he better not turn out evil.
Hiro! Seeing Isaac! YAY! lol, Mr Eye Sock! omg I love this, total future talk, i love it so much.
lol, you were dead, with your head cut off. Tough news to hear.
"The Brain Man killed her." Brain man!!
He can draw it sober!! YAY!! Harness the powers, Isaac. Awww, I like Isaac.
"How do you stop an exploding man?" Excellent question, Hiro. Excellent question.
What is wrong with this conversation with Lyle? What's going on!??!? KOKO, WHAT DID THEY DO TO LYLE!!?!?!?
die, nikki, die.
oh, she sacrificed herself for them. oh shit. she's turning herself in. fascinating. good, lock her up and make her go away.
LOL at Matt reading weird girl's mind about him being cute. Her voice is so fucking annoying.
Things are progressing! oh, he recognizes the haitian dude! fabulous! I love this.
HE'S BLEEDING FROM THE NOSE. IT HURTS. THE BLODO, IT HURTS. MAKE IT STOP.
lol, Zach showing up on his bike.
Uh oh, Stepford body snatchers. Oh shit. OH SHIT, THEY DID IT TO ZACH, TOO. OH FUCK.
GO FIND PETER, CLAIRE. GO FIND HIM. NOW. YOU NEED HELP.
that's fucking awesome.
HRG and Sylar...
lol, Sylar called HRG a hero. Ironic.
"You collect special people, so do I." eww.
They're gonna take him apart? AWESOME.
C'mon Eye Sock, "concentrate!" and make a funny face!
AHAHAHA HIS EYES! They like that. I do, too. It's cool.
GO FIND PETER, CLAIRE. LISTEN TO YOUR AUNT CANDY.
"Where's mom? Where's Lyle?" Oh this is fucking creepy.
HOLY FUCK, WHO IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD, IT'S HAITIAN DUDE. LET HER GO!!!! PETER, SAVE HER!!!!!
"omg, he send me here to forget"!! omg! He's telling her that1?!? OMGGG GGMGMGMGMMGGG KOKO!!!
cAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?? TWTWTFVF!WWTF?!!?!?
what's he painting? OMFG A DRAGON? WHAT IS THIS, THE ANGEL SEASON FINALE??? (i meant the series finale of Angel, there was a dragon involved in that)
lol, I really need to find that sword.
Hi MOHINDER! Eden's a lying bitch, but don't worry, she's gonna die soon. Oh shit, that means Sylar escapes, huh?
FUCK.
The power of persuasion, all the while you were the girl next door.
OMFG, HOW'D HE DO THAT!?!?? OH SHIT. NOOO NOOO. HE'S TOO STRONG.
OH SHE'S SO DEAD.
PETER! OMG! PETER! OH, nathan. Where's Claire!?!?
GO SAVE HER!!
wHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
He's sick. He's not good.
oh shit.
where is he???
WTF???
WHERE IS HE? KOKO1?!!?!?!?
WHAT HAPPENED????
IS THIS A DREAM???
HE'S IN NY.
OMG. EVERYTHING'S STOPPPED.
WHAT'S GOING ON1?!?!?!
DID THE BOMB GO OFF? IS THIS POST-APOCALYPIC SHIT???
IS EVERYONE DEAD?? DID HE TIME TRAVEL? HE WASN'T NEAR HIRO!!!
MOHINDER!!! OMG!!! THEY SURVIVED! WTF1?!?!!?!? HE'S SEEING THE FUTURE/???
KOKO?? CLAIRE!!!
HOLY SHIT! EVERYONE'S THERE! THEY'RE GATHERING!
THEY'RE ALL GATHERING!
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH!!!
OH SHIT, THAT BITCH IS STILL THERE. BUT ISAAC HAS HIM. (lol, i meant her. bitch=simone)
THEY'RE GATHIRNG!!!!
HE CAN SEE THIS ALL HAPPENING???
HE'S GONNA BLOW UP1?!?!?!!?!?!
THEY'RE LEAVING HIM!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PETER GO BOOM???
HE SAW THE FUTURE. OMG.
HOW'D HE SEE THE FUTURE??? WTF?? HE WASN'T NEAR ISAAC.
OH SHIT, IS HE OKAY??
KOKO TELL ME HE'S OKAY.
HOLY FUCK.
I NEED PREVIEWS!!!
OH HERE THEY ARE
are you on the list?
HOLY MEEP.
KOKO. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
OMG.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. I amuse myself greatly. :)
I re-read it this morning and it really cracked me up, so I thought I'd share it here. Obvious spoilers here.
A few things before the show started... I'd *accidentally* read the spoiler that Eden was the one who died. It pissed me off that I read it, but I kinda had a feeling it was gonna be her anyway. And this is in real time, so I don't set up much, it's just reaction, reaction, reaction. Pardon any typos or misinformation (like calling the dinosaur a dragon!). In a few instances I added some bolded parts to clarify.
===
I like Claire and her dad's straight forward talk. No vague discussions, they really got to it. And damnit, he's not all good or all evil, he's a little of both. I like that, too.
Matt's in Texas! Yay! Bringing heroes together!
Aww Peter. "I don't think I can do it." OH SHIT, HE WAS HALLUCINATING. Whose power was that!?!?!?
DL's been hit! Oh, his power is.. shit can go right through him? Is that right? And apparently, her power is walking through heavy traffic without a scratch. Oh good, Micah is gone.
Hi Eden! You die later!
Oh, Sylar. He can see how things work. Hmm. That's a power now? He can take on other's powers.. like Peter, but more permanently. Changes to his DNA!? WTF? Oh shit, he threatened Claire. Not cool. HRG dude will cut you!
HRG dude is taking orders from someone else? Hm!
Oh, Haitian guy is kinda cute.
Run DL! Run Micah!
Okay, so the bullet went through his head, but got stuck in his arm? Weird.
Yeah, he can go through things and some things can go through him. Except bullets to his shoulder. oookay.
PETER. HUMINA HUMINA.
Er. I like his bangs. They're pretty.
I hate this cop girl, she annoyed me in her episode of Buffy (Invisible Girl) and she annoys me now.
holy fuck, their powers are clashing! THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
omg he's so concerned about Claire!
oh this is so cool, Koko. I love it.
Oh hot mama, Suresh! He faxed the list to the FBI? wtf, dumbass. Sigh, I forgive him, because he's pretty and talks with a pretty accent.
Isaac! I like him better with stubble. lol, "That's what i like about comics, you don't have to take them so seriously."
Aww, he's buying into the hero thing. I love that.
Eden's growing a conscience? She's helping him? Hm!
HIRO! lol, he's at the high school, awesome. Does he run into Claire? Awww, "destiny hasn't forgotten us." YAY! ISAAC AND HIRO! "Mr Eye-sock!>!?!?" AHAHAHA!
Oh, Claire's giving her statement. Awesome. SO MUCH MOVEMENT IN THIS EPISODE, OMG.
They're all coming together, Koko!!! Yay!!
She wants to make sure he's okay. Awww! She wants to tlak to him!
He can't read her mind. I wonder why. Static, hmmm. Oh, the haitian's blocking the power! That's what I thought it was! I'M SO COOL.
Oh go away, Nikki. She has the tat. Mkay. That makes.. three? Matt, Nikki, and the nuclear guy. And it was also on Claire's book before.
OMG THEY'RE TOGETHER!!!!!! HE'S SO HAPPY TO SE HER!!! OMG YAYAAAYAYYAYAYAYAAAA. HE, LIKE, LOVES HER.
YEAH DAD, WAIT OUTSIDE. THANX.
oh boy, a big talk. "that you're like me" oh boy oh boy oh boy.
She looks at him with some kind of love. omg. i'm such a dork. "I knew I had to save you." "Why?" meep. lol at his lip!
"I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you. i would've died." gah.
"You didn't know that you were gonna heal when you dove off the building?" "nope, it's kinda stupid, huh?" AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HE DIED TO PROTECT HER.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "YOU'RE TOTALLY MY HERO"
AND A NATION SWOONED.
wtf, go away nikki.
She's kicking his ass. Oh, she his Micah. YOU GOIN' DOWN, BIZATCH. (i meant that she hit Micah)
I applaud Ali Larter for doing this scene with no makeup on. Takes guts. She looks horrible!
AW, zach!! I love him. he better not turn out evil.
Hiro! Seeing Isaac! YAY! lol, Mr Eye Sock! omg I love this, total future talk, i love it so much.
lol, you were dead, with your head cut off. Tough news to hear.
"The Brain Man killed her." Brain man!!
He can draw it sober!! YAY!! Harness the powers, Isaac. Awww, I like Isaac.
"How do you stop an exploding man?" Excellent question, Hiro. Excellent question.
What is wrong with this conversation with Lyle? What's going on!??!? KOKO, WHAT DID THEY DO TO LYLE!!?!?!?
die, nikki, die.
oh, she sacrificed herself for them. oh shit. she's turning herself in. fascinating. good, lock her up and make her go away.
LOL at Matt reading weird girl's mind about him being cute. Her voice is so fucking annoying.
Things are progressing! oh, he recognizes the haitian dude! fabulous! I love this.
HE'S BLEEDING FROM THE NOSE. IT HURTS. THE BLODO, IT HURTS. MAKE IT STOP.
lol, Zach showing up on his bike.
Uh oh, Stepford body snatchers. Oh shit. OH SHIT, THEY DID IT TO ZACH, TOO. OH FUCK.
GO FIND PETER, CLAIRE. GO FIND HIM. NOW. YOU NEED HELP.
that's fucking awesome.
HRG and Sylar...
lol, Sylar called HRG a hero. Ironic.
"You collect special people, so do I." eww.
They're gonna take him apart? AWESOME.
C'mon Eye Sock, "concentrate!" and make a funny face!
AHAHAHA HIS EYES! They like that. I do, too. It's cool.
GO FIND PETER, CLAIRE. LISTEN TO YOUR AUNT CANDY.
"Where's mom? Where's Lyle?" Oh this is fucking creepy.
HOLY FUCK, WHO IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD, IT'S HAITIAN DUDE. LET HER GO!!!! PETER, SAVE HER!!!!!
"omg, he send me here to forget"!! omg! He's telling her that1?!? OMGGG GGMGMGMGMMGGG KOKO!!!
cAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?? TWTWTFVF!WWTF?!!?!?
what's he painting? OMFG A DRAGON? WHAT IS THIS, THE ANGEL SEASON FINALE??? (i meant the series finale of Angel, there was a dragon involved in that)
lol, I really need to find that sword.
Hi MOHINDER! Eden's a lying bitch, but don't worry, she's gonna die soon. Oh shit, that means Sylar escapes, huh?
FUCK.
The power of persuasion, all the while you were the girl next door.
OMFG, HOW'D HE DO THAT!?!?? OH SHIT. NOOO NOOO. HE'S TOO STRONG.
OH SHE'S SO DEAD.
PETER! OMG! PETER! OH, nathan. Where's Claire!?!?
GO SAVE HER!!
wHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
He's sick. He's not good.
oh shit.
where is he???
WTF???
WHERE IS HE? KOKO1?!!?!?!?
WHAT HAPPENED????
IS THIS A DREAM???
HE'S IN NY.
OMG. EVERYTHING'S STOPPPED.
WHAT'S GOING ON1?!?!?!
DID THE BOMB GO OFF? IS THIS POST-APOCALYPIC SHIT???
IS EVERYONE DEAD?? DID HE TIME TRAVEL? HE WASN'T NEAR HIRO!!!
MOHINDER!!! OMG!!! THEY SURVIVED! WTF1?!?!!?!? HE'S SEEING THE FUTURE/???
KOKO?? CLAIRE!!!
HOLY SHIT! EVERYONE'S THERE! THEY'RE GATHERING!
THEY'RE ALL GATHERING!
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH!!!
OH SHIT, THAT BITCH IS STILL THERE. BUT ISAAC HAS HIM. (lol, i meant her. bitch=simone)
THEY'RE GATHIRNG!!!!
HE CAN SEE THIS ALL HAPPENING???
HE'S GONNA BLOW UP1?!?!?!!?!?!
THEY'RE LEAVING HIM!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PETER GO BOOM???
HE SAW THE FUTURE. OMG.
HOW'D HE SEE THE FUTURE??? WTF?? HE WASN'T NEAR ISAAC.
OH SHIT, IS HE OKAY??
KOKO TELL ME HE'S OKAY.
HOLY FUCK.
I NEED PREVIEWS!!!
OH HERE THEY ARE
are you on the list?
HOLY MEEP.
KOKO. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
OMG.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. I amuse myself greatly. :)