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Feb 09, 2006 09:51


Oh my lord... This story noticed by David Tennant's personal stalker, beattiedee:

'Odd e-fit'

I'd heard stories about some people from Norfolk, but like Sasquach, only recently seen 'photographic evidence'...

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load_of_flannel February 9 2006, 11:56:31 UTC
Joining a Gym and actually attending the Gym are two different things...

I know many people who are 'members' but fail to go...

If you make it past one month and are still turning up regularly I shall be astounded by your will power and commitment. I shall also buy you a beverage of your choice.

(Also I shall be scared of you.....)

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fuseblues February 9 2006, 13:42:14 UTC
As you (probably) know, I don't drink, so if I do stick with it by that point my "beverage of choice" will probably be something like this:


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load_of_flannel February 9 2006, 14:02:14 UTC
EEEEK!

*runs and hides*

You are aren't you... you'll actually manage to go and everything.

I shall make a note that it is probably useless to try and outrun you now even if my legs are longer.

Yah... I know you don't drink. Or do other naughtiness.

I am researching alternate narcotics to feed to you. Me and Rachel are favouring some heavily Ginseng and Ginger laced mulled fruit punch.

I have also located some 100% Cocoa chocolate which isn't strictly a classified drug but should be.

We were talking about Spinach but apparently the whole Popeye thing is a lie.

Do you do coffee or Tea?... I've got some Mad potent chinese Green and Gupowder teas.

I suspect that as you present us with an unsullied biological system and will (by the HG) have been going to the Gym for ages this combination will be the equivalent of Beserker Mushrooms, as favoured by the Vikings (apparently)

We shall feed you these items and point you in the direction of the enemy.

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fuseblues February 9 2006, 14:10:32 UTC
Is this a bad point to mention that I quit smoking several months ago?

Man... I need a vice. :s

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load_of_flannel February 9 2006, 14:12:19 UTC
The words of Adam Ant come to mind....

"Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?"

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fuseblues February 9 2006, 14:17:13 UTC
I'll drop some subtle innuendos at some point.

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