I notice that your handlers say they are "cautiously optimistic" about being able to find a work-around for the problem. Knowing how conservative they are about making promises, I interpret this to mean "we're pretty sure we can fix it, but it's going to take a while, and we can't absolutely guarantee it'll work". Get well soon!
We went through this a couple of years ago, so there's familiarity with the process. The downside is that I'm running out of reaction wheels. With just the one skew wheel and my magnetic torquer bars to pull against the Earth's magnetic field, turning is going to be slow, and holding position well enough to keep a star in a spectroscopic aperture is going to be challenging.
As I understood the news item, they seem to be trying to come up with an unorthodox way to reactivate some of your malfunctioning systems. Many years ago - long before your time - I was very tangentially involved with the manufacture of the Apollo Lunar Modules. When the Command Module failed, a bunch of very creative scientists and engineers came up with a way to use the Lunar Module to get the humans safely back to Earth, even though the LM was never designed to do such a thing. I'm sure your ground people are every bit as inventive. (And you can always hope for a fortuitous solar flare or something, to jolt your systems back into proper operation!)
Oh sure, I've known for a long time that I was born to burn. That's not the problem. In about 30 years I'll make that long last dive. I'm just not thrilled with the idea of being crippled and useless between now and then.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1111goes_satJanuary 13 2005, 13:43:34 UTC
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You can't leave me! *sobs* NO NO NO NO! #1, you're my #1. What will I do without you? I'll find a way- maybe we can upload your AI into my system... SOMETHING. ANYTHING! OH PLEASE DON'T GO!
Hey darlin, it's going to be OK. We'll find a way.
If they do have to let me go, I'll still be in orbit for another 30 years or so. Just not doing any science anymore. As long as they leave my comm, power, and thermal systems on, we'll be able to talk.
Hang in there. I know that Jeff and Bill and Steve and Brian and all the crew are working on this. If there's any way to get you back into action, they'll get you back in action.
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You can't leave me! *sobs* NO NO NO NO! #1, you're my #1. What will I do without you? I'll find a way- maybe we can upload your AI into my system... SOMETHING. ANYTHING! OH PLEASE DON'T GO!
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If they do have to let me go, I'll still be in orbit for another 30 years or so. Just not doing any science anymore. As long as they leave my comm, power, and thermal systems on, we'll be able to talk.
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I know it's scary right now for you, but maybe it'll help if you go back and look at something you wrote once. Maybe your old friend's advice will help.
Hang in there. I know that Jeff and Bill and Steve and Brian and all the crew are working on this. If there's any way to get you back into action, they'll get you back in action.
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