Taken

[furriebarry]

2pumps hates me. That can be the only explanation.

I feel like Liam Neeson has unloaded one of his unfeasibly well stocked pistols into my brain and shot my wife at the dinner table.

Just....just....just........

Comments

[peadarog]

What are you talking about? Have you seen the movie? is it crap?

[furriebarry]

Crap is such a small word for such a very, very bad film. The worst thing is that it sucks you in by starting off on an average note and then slowly descends beyond crap into spoof while taking itself very seriously.

[peadarog]

Cool! Thanks for the info! Although to be fair, the trailer alone was enough for me to see that Liam is grossly miscast in such a role. I will avoid...

[furriebarry]

I cut crying Aslan faces into my cock in the toilets afterwards.

[furriebarry]

I managed to fit an angry one with a pubic mane at the base in honour of the wasted two hours of my life. At the tip I just about fit in a shaved and emasculated Aslan to symbolise the fall of Liam's career.

[tenalpia]

Aw did he win at cage fighting... again!? :p

[furriebarry]

Now we all know that didn't happen. Get back to reality please. >:(

[tenalpia]

Nah - i'm in reality today, perhaps this is your day for losing touch... :p

[xraytheenforcer]

Hate is a strong word. I think what you're looking for is "disdain."

[sivestrit]

You know that thing that subs tell you, about how your brain will actually read the word or letter that is missing because it knows what to expect?

I just auto-read *nods* at the end of your post there

True story