this year, surprise your valentine by finally showing her whats under the floor boards.

[furious_c]

for valentines day i am going to eat chocolate, masturbate, and cry. in that order. i am such a cheap date.

there is a taint of death, a flavour of mortality in lies - which is exactly what i hate and detest in the world - what i want to forget."four out of the five people i want to meet in heaven are professional wrestlers and i'm not going to

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[_bullsonparade]

the justification for being shallow is brilliant

anybody can hide their personality and expose a completely new side when you think you have some idea of who they are, but their looks cannot be hidden, the face is the only guaranteed truth you can get from a person."

i'm listening to a hardcore song that's 5 minutes!

[alithiea]

[brickwallxviews]

i totally sent you the picture of the pretty girl. you thought she was a hottay.

and don't you try to say otherwise.

[what_a_nut]

SHE IS