what.

[furiosity]

You know, I'm glad I didn't take my usual route home -- if I had, I would never have seen the headless Rottweiler on the side of the road

Comments

[libgirl]

Take care and be strong.

I don't think I'm going to make it myself, but I'm glad some of us will make it out of here alive!

[furiosity]

I heard they don't like dry stuff, makes em confused and start attacking one another. If you're anywhere near flour, that should do the trick. Good luck!

[libgirl]

Sadly, I'm at work....there doesn't appear to have been a Zombie Uprising Task Force so there are no plans in place, no supplies laid in and I'm alone.

I just don't think I'm going to be able to hold them off with a lighter, a pair of scissors, Chlorox wipes and an industrial strength stapler :(.

Love your fic. btw, you know, in case I don't get to say that ever again

[furiosity]

Can you block their access to the stairs? They can't get you if they can't get at you.

Aw, thank you! ♥ Good luck!

[limmenel]

Poor Bella! Stay strong, F, kill those car-destroying SOBs!

[furiosity]

I intend to smoke every one! Hope you Ottawa folk are holding up OK.

[limmenel]

We're sending them all down your way! More tasty brains in Toronto, y'know? Politicians' brains taste moldy.

[furiosity]

Well, Toronto's finest just raided a Hell's Angels clubhouse a few weeks ago, so theoretically we've got the extra ammo...

[evilsource]

I've been exposed to way too many Resident Evil movies. I'm now picturing you kicking zombie ass in an asymmetrical red dress.

[furiosity]

Love to, but too busy shooting zombies to change clothes!

[evilsource]

Try throwing salt on them when you run out of ammo. I bet they'd shrivel up like slugs. I've left Karma to ward off the attack for now. She's doing alright, but I don't know how much longer she can hold them off. Thankfully, I have a blowtorch around from mom's foray into metalwork. After that I'm screwed.

[furiosity]

Good idea, man -- they're not in the house yet so I think I'll be OK if I nip down to the basement for salt. Get as far upstairs as you can and try to destroy however you got there, provided it's a rope ladder. :\ Fucking modern buildings with stone stairs, man, this would have been so much easier if we still relied on wood for everything.

[jetamors]

Good luck, hon. I've heard Walmarts are pretty good for getting more ammo... dunno if you want to risk it, though.

[furiosity]

Not in Canada, sadly. But I was talking to the boys from the next street over, and they're saying they're going to break through with their van and grab us; we might make a run for the US border.

[furiosity]

yeah it's not much better on the approach - we had to get off the highway and are now careening vaguely in the direction of lake michigan

good luck to you!

[hezzabeth]

I thought zombies only worked if they had heads? or are these brain eating zombie dogs?

[furiosity]

They're just plain old garden-variety zombies, I'm afraid. I'm glad they ripped the dog's head off, because at least it can't become a zombie.

[hezzabeth]

I work for the Australian Red Cross and I've been getting phone calls all day asking what our emergency response team intends to do about this.
Honestly we administer first aide in bushfires and floods! its not like we have guns in our bunker so we can go all trigger happy.
One woman was really pissed off because she just donated a thousand dollars yesterday and she's worried we wasted it instead of helping her with her undead children.

[furiosity]

Waste her, man. If she's been handling the children she'll likely zombify within hours.