Nail 001 - SHE IS (NOT) MY WIFE

[furikazan]

[How... peculiar. Bang woke up in a bed early Monday morning. That is... quite odd. In the bed next to him.... no... this can't be right, can it? There's a woman there. And while she does have an appealing figure... this... no, this isn't right at all! Bang gets nervous. Really nervous. He wasn't hung over, so a bad judgment call while drinking was

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[hontobakabaka]

[After watching Bang stand there for a while with his mouth open, a pale amber eyed girl walks up to him from down the street.]

"Your tongue will dry out if you don't close your mouth."

[hontobakabaka]

".....Baka."

[furikazan]

Some call me that, yes. Though as idiotic as some feel my beliefs are...it does not stop me from fighting for them!

You sound like you've had a lot of sadness in your life, miss. One can only experience so many pointless deaths without it dealing a number on their soul!

But fret no longer, for there is a new dawn: and its name is Bang Shishigami! I cannot let a cute face like yours experience more sadness!

[Congrats Ruri, you've got a Gai Daigoji in your life whether you like it or not]

[hontobakabaka]

"..."

[She just stares at him like one would a talking monkey.]

[furikazan]

Yes, I can tell right now your soul is bursting with happiness! I can tell that you feel brighter days are ahe-

[OH GOD THAT STARE]

....is there something on my face?

[hontobakabaka]

"....No."

[YES THAT STARE! ITS STILL GOING ON!]

[furikazan]

Aha! It's a staring contest! I get it! You are simply testing my will to see if I'm a worthy ally! Well, you're on, sister!

[stare]

[hontobakabaka]

[Stare]

"No, its not that."

[furikazan]

What is it, then?

[it's kind of creeping him out, but he won't admit it.]

[hontobakabaka]

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare]

"I'm trying to imagine you in a Gekiganger costume."

[furikazan]

Geki....ganger?

That sounds awfully heroic!

[hontobakabaka]

"Many people say that it is."

[furikazan]

Well then! If you can find one for me, then I will most certainly wear it! If this world needs men in heroic costumes, then I shall take up the task and instill hope!

I was told that I work at the comic shop....so stop by there!

By the way, I never got your name...

[hontobakabaka]

"Ruri. Hoshino Ruri."

[furikazan]

A pleasure to meet you, Ruri!