Voice Mail

[funnyways]

"You've reached the phone of Mina Murray and the Mauvaise Chance Apartments. I apologize that I am unable to answer your call at this time. If you could please leave your name, number, and a short message, I shall return your call at the soonest convenience." *BEEP*

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[the_merriest]

(From here!)

"Oh my gosh, that is so sweet. You think I'm pretty? Of course I don't think that's a debasing thing. But I ... listen, I kinda have a boyfriend? You know? So I'm not ... interested in you like that. But I'm flattered, I swear. You'll meet a nice girl sooner or later, honest!"