Comments | funkariffic: Son. Of. A. Bitch.

funkariffic

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

Jul 06, 2006 05:53

I usually don't like to complain in livejournal. Whiny posts are no fun to read. I know there's people in war-torn countries and homeless families in the streets that have it much, much worse off than me, so really I have no right to bitch about the very minor inconveniences that are troubling me, but GAHDAMMIT I AM IN COMPLETE HELL THIS WEEK ( Read more... )

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captyashiro July 6 2006, 11:01:35 UTC

I tried calling you literally right after you posted this (5:53 my time) and you didn't pick up. WE ARE ACTUALLY BOTH AWAKE AND YOU MUST ANSWER SO I CAN HELP YOU THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS.

RAINBOWS
UNICORNS
WALRUSES
REALLY GOOD CHILI
ADRIENNE VS. COOKIE MONSTER
WES CHOKING TO DEATH ON A CHEETO

Better?

portnoyd July 6 2006, 11:24:22 UTC

That had plenty-o-wit.

Quitting smoking sucks. I mean, I haven't done it, but I know people who have. And said people ended up throwing their cards at me and then threatened to punch me in the face when I took the opportunity to get cheap laughs for the rest of the table by abusing their already existent temper.

You may want to try the nicotine gum. Said friend went on it soon after the incident and he was completely sane! ... except for the chorus of chewing 24/7.

Anyhoo, good luck, Funkenugget.