It's snowing... obviously... which makes me so much more excited for Christmas.

Ashley.

Brianna.

LET'S HANG OUT. Your presents are sadly unopened under the tree. And no, it's not too early to give them.

What's a better way to spend a Sunday evening with the family then watching David Bowie in the Labrynth singing to a baby with a whole bunch of goblins singing as the ensemble ( Read more... )

When are black people going to stop wearing colored contacts?

I'm sorry, but the fakeness of it looks SO tacky. I just want to laugh in their faces.

(and to the people who may possibly read this who don't know me, I'm not racist)

Gah.

Hahaha okay so usually I don't post these things after I do them, but after the first sentence, I decided it was absolutley nessicary to post it.


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I think I've finally figured out why I've been single for so long. And will continue to be. Forever ( Read more... )

I just broke my flat iron.

No. No. No. No. No.

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY? GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY.

This week is gonna rock. At least I hope ( Read more... )

Okay so I know that getting slightly intoxicated isn't the best thing for me but hot damn! does it ever make some funny stories for the following weeks ( Read more... )

Fuck this "important stuff" bullshit ( Read more... )

*crickets chirping*