[oneshot] Suspicious (or: Huang Zitao's Week Of Misfortune)

[yakiseop]

Title: Suspicious (or: Huang Zitao's Week Of Misfortune)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Lay/Tao
Length: 648 words
Summary: Zitao is just trying to protect the people of the mall against the evils of bad personal grooming and excessively distracted facial expressions.
Warnings: no actual knowledge of how malls work was used in this fic.

Comments

[chansoos]

FLAVIA

. Once - in the second day, perhaps, or the third - he caught Yixing chatting with some random guy about the differences between ska and reggae. Zitao has no idea of what ‘ska’ is.

Must be some terrorist’s code for ‘bomb’. - o h m y g o d

FLAVIA OHMYGOD

/this is so great, bless you/

[yakiseop]

HEHEHEHE
ska is the bom (in zitao's mind quite literally)
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
THANK YOU SO MUCH MY BB ♥♥

[theafterimages]

LATE AS ALWAYS but you know how much I loved this. So many of the lines had me just dying. Lord, what even is Tao's life lmao. Thank you for sharing this with us! ♥

[yakiseop]

FRIEND!@!!!!!!!! HELLO IM SORRY FOR NEVER REPLYING TO THIS
THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GIVE ME STRENGHT TO CARRY ON 😚

[belintuchiha]

HAHAT HIS IS PERFECT.
this world needs more laytao gdi

[brandnewwind]

YO