[oneshot] Complex Courtship Methods

[yakiseop]

Title: Complex Courtship Methods
Group: EXO
Pairing: Xiuhan
Rating: PG bc someone said "shit" once
Length: 3,345 words
Summary: Minseok's birthday quietly approaches, and Lu Han vanishes in a quest for a suitable birthday present. EXO is left to deal with the consequences.
A/N: happy birthday mini man!! dutifully dedicated to mano and danie.

Comments

[himawarixxsandz]

FUCK THIAT S SHSITAE
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FFU KS AYO U

FSLA GLIE

FLAIG

F ISGE; GH G IFJDIG

JAFIEA GJEA HRELKAFSDA

FU CK

[yakiseop]

JHDJLFHDLKJFHDSJLK ARE YOU FEELING WELL
anyway than kyou for commenting happy "birthday"

[brandnewwind]

I AM LABELLING THIS AS ILLEGAL.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.

[yakiseop]

DSKJHFJKSHJLD BUT WHY!!! BECAUSE IT DEPICTS SMUGGLING??
ANYWAY I ACCEPT MY FATE
your comments are still the most important ♥

[suhomygahd]

SCREAMS

OKAY WHAT IS THIS I JUST READ
THIS IS PERFECTION
AJLHTIOEWHTLKAHGLKSHGAWEHTOHMYFISHINGGODYEHET

JUNMYEON AND GREEN FACE MASKS AND YIFAN AND HIS WEREMOOSE EXCUSES AND JONGDAE THE EMERGENCY FASHION POLICE
AND AND AND LUHAN AND HIS GREASY SOUL THAT NO AMOUNT OF SCRUBBING CAN EVER CLEANSE AND MINSEOK ACCEPTING HIM ANYWAYS
UGH WHAT IS LIFE

SHOWERS YOU WITH GLITTERS AND RAINBOWS AND MOONCAKES AND COFFEE POWDER CUZ MANGG THIS STUFF IS GOOD
MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH XIUHAN BABIES AND YOUR OWN GREASY MAN AND WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY

KAYBYE

[yakiseop]

FLKKHKFGHKLJDFK THANK YOU FRIEND!!!!!! THANK YOU
WEREMOOSE CAN BE FASCINATING CREATURES
canon exo is everyone just dealing with the fact that lu han is sleazy as fuck and will never correct his ways (at least in my opinion)
DEDICATEDLY DANCES IN THE GLITTERY COLORFUL MOONCAKE COFFEE RAIN THANK YOOOOU
MSFMKLBFSBKLDJFSKLJDFKSD OH MY GOD "XIUHAN BABIES" ,KFDKLJSDBLKFBDKFS

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENT ♥♥♥ AND FOR READING THE FIC OFC

[pucheax]

“There’s a supernatural entity forcing me to keep secret,” Sehun states with wide eyes, hand over his chest as an attempt to calm his heart.

“It’s Lu Han,” Tao hisses ominously. “He’s gone, but he’s here.”

Totally Luhan like. Luhands, Lustares, Lupresence, Luradar. It's everywhere as long as it concerns Minseok.

[yakiseop]

"LUPRESENCE" DFSKFHSD YES
thank you for reading and commenting!! ♥♥

[midnightindomie]

He smells like soap and lotion now, but no amount of scrubbing will ever cleanse the greasiness of his soul.

done.

[yakiseop]

flkjdfjd i'm sorry...
thank you for reading and commenting!! ♥