☁ cloud vi [permavoice]

[fuhgottaboutit]

I been thinkin'... Where do we get Kool-Aid? Do they have to catch the big Kool-Aid man and drain it outta him? That'd be tough.

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[whitelotustea]

Kool...Aid?

[fuhgottaboutit]

Yeah, you know, Kool-Aid. That drink that comes in red and all those other flavors.

[whitelotustea]

I have tea that can arrive in a variety of covers.

Is red a flavor now?

[fuhgottaboutit]

Uh-huh. It's not like strawberry or cherry or anything... it's just red.

[letunityblossom]

Kool-Aid--oh, I think America makes that-- ...Eh? It... It's just sugar water, Miss.

[fuhgottaboutit]

Yeah, but that can't be right, 'cause sugar water doesn't have all the colors in it.

[letunityblossom]

Food dye, just like they use to color icing.

[fuhgottaboutit]

Ohhhhh....... that makes sense.

..... Wait, but then, where's the flavor come from?

[tenshinomakai]

...Osaka.

[fuhgottaboutit]

... Oh, hi, Urd-neesan!

[tenshinomakai]

You know the Kool-Aid man isn't real...right?

[fuhgottaboutit]

Yeah, but werewolves and genies and stuff aren't real either.

[Voice]

[burningamour]

You are in search of... Cool Aid? Are you too warm? Perhaps it would be best you stay in the shade, the closest to a 'cool aid' I can think of.

[fuhgottaboutit]

It's kinda chilly, actually. I guess I could drink some Kool-Aid, but that'd just make me colder, right?

[burningamour]

It is a drink?

... I suppose that makes sense, though it is not particularly creative.

[fuhgottaboutit]

Yeah. It comes in this big ol' pitcher, but the pitcher's actually a man, and he busts right through the wall everywhere. I guess he's gotta, though, cause he can't fit through the door.

[Voice]

[ttlynotblue]

Our friend's cool! Our friend's Kool-Aid!

Seriously though, I wouldn't go so far as to do something so drastic to quench ones thirst. He has a family, after all. What would his mother think?

[fuhgottaboutit]

Oh my god, I didn't even think of that! He's gotta have Kool-Aid kids, too, in those little paper cups. Man, we can't drink him now!

[ttlynotblue]

You don't have to go after the man himself for a little Kool-Aid. You can just purchase it at your local grocer.

[fuhgottaboutit]

But where do they get it, huh?

........... [sudden realization!] It's gotta be the kids!! They're small, so they're easy to catch!