♜ | 001 | Voice

[fuckyoucynthia]

[Cooper has done his reading. He always does his reading, even when shit goes crazy. Or especially when shit goes crazy. Which is why you, bargians, will not be getting his name for a good long while.] Guess federal prisons just weren't doing the trick. Is anybody actually qualified to be on this boat? You'd think this would be a best of the best

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[gotgreenmagic]

[NEAR ENDLESS SILENCE. Voice is not exactly the same, but. The cynicism and the implied dislike of space is there in force, and GOD DAMN IT, WE CAN DARE TO DREAM]

....Doc?

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[fuckyoucynthia]

[Why would you ever dream on the barge, Shego. Why.]

No. Shego, right. [Yeah he's really done his homework, he's not asking.]

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[gotgreenmagic]

[I know, it's the most futile thing ever. :c]

...You're not Dr. McCoy and yet you know me by my voice. That's...not at all creepy.

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[fuckyoucynthia]

That's part of the problem here. People should be doing the damn work if they agree to come here.

[mrs_persson]

Most wardens wait at least a week before getting into the organisation or lack thereof. I can see you're going to do well.

[fuckyoucynthia]

What do they do for that week, sit around with their thumbs up their asses?

[mrs_persson]

Depends on the warden and whether everyone else is in their right bodies at the time.

Una Persson, by the way. Welcome aboard, Mr-?

[fuckyoucynthia]

So much for hoping that was a mass prank.

Brown. Kevin Brown.

[most_feared]

There is no organization because there is only a standard basic three rule set. Due to the conflict of interests, being that everyone has their own, the most you can achieve is relative cooperation.

[fuckyoucynthia]

That's not good enough for a prison.

[most_feared]

Any extensions on the rules has created cross-cultural conflict among the wardens. This is also more of a rehabilitation vessel than an actual prison. If it were a prison, we would be allowed to contain dangerous inmates for longer than a week.

[fuckyoucynthia]

So let 'em out for an hour, and put them back in. The system's there to be used, use it.

[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin's first impression is "YES, another person with sense who sees how crazy and chaotic the system is!" Even if it is a primitive human.]

Unsurprisingly, many people don't survive. The casualty rate here is atrocious. Despite that, the level of organization never seems to improve no matter how much it's clearly needed.

[And because Cooper left an opening to ask this question and because Narvin likes information...]

May I ask what your qualifications are?

[fuckyoucynthia]

No one takes a God damned hint, apparently.

I was in the Marine Corps for years.

[timesbureaucrat]

Rank and occupational specialty?

[fuckyoucynthia]

Classified.

[rass_bestie]

Undoubtedly the returning from the dead helps.

[fuckyoucynthia]

Yeah, a week's worth of the equivalent of the flu is a real deterrent for the homicidal ones, I'm sure.