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[fuckyeahrecycle]

PLANETEE--JANITEERS, assemble!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! Come, Janiteers, we need to keep Malaise House clean and help save the Earth! Only you can do it! So, who wants to be one of Malaise’s very own Janiteers?

Comments

[fuckyeahrecycle]

Oh! No surprise you wouldn't know me! I'm the new janitor around here. You can just call me Captain Planet!

I came here not only to help sweep up messes, but to sweep up pollution too. Are you with me?

[traintakemeaway]

Oh! Oh! Me! Me!

[fuckyeahrecycle]

Now that's what I call eager! Do you want to be a part of the Janiteers?

[boozeplz]

Who the hell let you on the staff?

[fuckyeahrecycle]

The staff could always use more variety!

[boozeplz]

The staff needs less crazy!

[fuckyeahrecycle]

The staff should care for the environment more. That's partially why I'm here!

[drinkyertea]

What the everlovin' hell is goin' on around here?!

[fuckyeahrecycle]

We all need something to do around here, and what better activity is there than to help save the Earth?

[drinkyertea]

.......... Drinkin' tea and smokin' are higher on my personal list, but to each his goddamn own.

[sanctus_suicide]

The fuck?

[fuckyeahrecycle]

Is there anything wrong?

[sanctus_suicide]

You seem really excited about 'cleaning'.

[fuckyeahrecycle]

Not just cleaning the House, but the environment too! We may be in northern Russia, but that's no excuse not to try and lower the pollution levels!

[i_hierophant]

You do realize that by this time Earth is already well on it's way to Hell, and no amount of going green will save it, right?

[fuckyeahrecycle]

We can all salvage the Earth if we work together! We just need to cooperate. Each new person recycling each piece of paper is one more tiny step towards a healthier Earth!

[i_hierophant]

Yeah, yeah, I recycled a piece of paper. Go me!

[fuckyeahrecycle]

Great job, that's another step towards a cleaner Earth! Don't forget to recycle more paper if you can!