This story is so wrong in so many ways..................

[fuckinghostile]

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday

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[xxzombiedollxx]

OMG! great story..you should go post it in evil_a_day

[fuckinghostile]

oooh how did I not know of this community, I must join. Nothing like a daily dose of other people's misery to brighten your day ;)

[agentaeonfiux]

I wonder if the guy had a weenie dog??

[fuckinghostile]

hahahahaha I guess he does now. Glad to hear your interview went so well. It was the cabbage patch that nailed it wasn't it?

[agentaeonfiux]

i gave em' the running man/cabbage patch combo. ;)

[opt_anarchy]

Did it across anyones mind, how does one mistake a penis for a chickens neck? Don;t get me wrong, I don't know what a chickens neck looks like without the feathers.
On a side note... I wonder if it was tasty.

[fuckinghostile]

exactly, did it not even cross his mind that the "chicken" was being awfully compliant and not putting up even a slight a struggle? And what the hell did he do to his dog to make it go after his penis like that?

[sd_sickboy]

Man that is one crazy a$$ story! Thanks for adding me, I just added you back!

[fuckinghostile]

rockin, thanks!

[bad_gadget]

If he mistook it for a chicken's neck, he obviously hasn't seen, or used his willy in quite some time, so he don't need it anyway.

How fitting that I read this just after finishing my last bite of a Wienerschnitzel hot dog.

[fuckinghostile]

~How fitting that I read this just after finishing my last bite of a Wienerschnitzel hot dog~

hahahahahahahahahaha ~cough~ ewwwwwwwww. Yeah I know it's pretty unfathomable to think you could confuse the two. I was thinking sorta along those same lines, like perhaps he's so fat he can't see past his stomach. Still even that's a bit far fetched..........it's good to hear from you, I hope you and your lovely wife are doing well

[bad_gadget]

Thanx! Yeah, we're doing really well. Very, very busy, but its good. Hope things are well with you. : )