Comments | fuckaudie: DAY 1

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DAY 1

Jul 10, 2010 00:37

[ It feels like reality shifted under you. Like stepping off of a boat onto dry land, that kind of thing. And now you find yourself in a dining room. Again, there are no doors, but there are twelve chairs! The tablecloth is white, the silverware is real silver, there is even a fancy looking chandelier ( Read more... )

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dandelioned July 10 2010, 04:58:08 UTC

[ SITTING AT ONE END OF THE TABLE is a boy wearing a mask. He's petting a black bunny rabbit. ]

dandelioned July 10 2010, 04:58:36 UTC

[ sitting at the other end of the table is a girl wearing a mask. She's petting . . . nothing at all, but her motions mirror the boy's perfectly. ]

dandelioned July 10 2010, 04:59:03 UTC

[ the boy says: ]

I think this is how it goes. Right? We invite a guest.

dandelioned July 10 2010, 04:59:17 UTC

[ the girl replies: ]

Silly, we already have.

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RABBIT dandelioned July 10 2010, 05:00:53 UTC

a_holy_oak July 10 2010, 05:03:26 UTC

[does this look anything like the dead rabbit from yesterday?]

dandelioned July 10 2010, 05:03:57 UTC

[ THE TWIN OF THE DEAD RABBIT, EVEN ]

a_holy_oak July 10 2010, 05:05:46 UTC

[curious ... moving on to examine the food]

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butlersfoodcake July 10 2010, 05:03:26 UTC

[oh my god the quailty of the food is so low I may actually be in pain]

butlersfoodcake July 10 2010, 05:05:07 UTC

[IS THE SILVERWARE AT LEAST SET UP PROPERLY?]

dandelioned July 10 2010, 05:05:55 UTC

[ YES . . . except at one seat where the knife and fork are backwards. ]

butlersfoodcake July 10 2010, 05:07:39 UTC

[goes to examine that place setting.]

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watchingthegame July 10 2010, 05:03:50 UTC

What, no beer?

aheadinthegame July 10 2010, 05:10:04 UTC

Could be worse.

[not approaching food]

watchingthegame July 10 2010, 05:12:31 UTC

Even if there was beer, I wouldn't touch the stuff.

grewuptootsun July 10 2010, 05:04:22 UTC

[...fish sticks why]

Ugh...

watchingthegame July 10 2010, 05:13:18 UTC

Problem?

grewuptootsun July 10 2010, 05:14:20 UTC

My father use to try to make me eat these when he was lazy.

watchingthegame July 10 2010, 05:17:13 UTC

. . . does anything else set off your memory?

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