Thirteenth Case [Voice: English]

[fuck_you_d]

[HEY, HEY LEON. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A LITTLE SPARK IN YOUR LIFE. HOPE YOU LIKE SOME BZZZZZZZZZZT, BITCH]

MOTHERFU-!

[clunk. Way2fail dude.]

Jesus christ, I forgot how much that smarts. Stupid piece of- fine, fine, I'm posting, ya happy? Can't a guy heal in peace around here?

[Of course his inactivity had nothing to do with the stupid apathy

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[whistleoflight]

[LE GASP!]

Are you okay, Leon?

[fuck_you_d]

Ah, yeah yeah, I'm fine. Just got a little shock. [Also I'm stiff from laying in a bed that long and ow ow my leg]

[whistleoflight]

Oh... those hurt. [That sounds like that hurts too. :| STOP BEING HURT.]

[fuck_you_d]

Yeah, they sure do. But I'll be real careful from now on, so don't you worry about me.

[moarcowbell]

[ Observant cow is observant]

You're back.

[fuck_you_d]

[Pfft, more like lazy cop is lazy] Sure am. Lucky me, right?

[moarcowbell]

When did you get back?

[fuck_you_d]

Who knows. Few weeks ago? I guess I really slept most of that time.

[mintroyalcowboy]

It doesn't seem to care when we 'ave better zhings to worry about.

[fuck_you_d]

Tell me about it. Somebody oughta teach these dumb machines some manners.

[mintroyalcowboy]

I doubt zhat zhey would listen if someone tried.

[lovelyscientist]

[As one of the doctors I am just going to assume she's at least seen him around if not talked to him fff] Are you certain you should be doing that?

[fuck_you_d]

[fff that's fine, I just fail with activity forever sooo] What's that supposed to mean? Come on, I'm totally fine! I've been here long enough. It was just a couple scratches, I've had worse.

[HA. HA. What is manly pride? Mutilated and bleeding to death =/= "a couple scratches", Leon.]

[lovelyscientist]

Of course. If you'd rather convalesce in an apartment I can understand. I suppose I'll just have to go out of my way to visit you every day and make certain you're still healing alright. [A big "oh you crazy kids take so much out of me" sigh]

Do you need help getting to an apartment?

[fuck_you_d]

[Hot doctor lady personally visiting him every day to take care of him...SCORE.]

Hey, I just don't wanna take up room for someone who might really need it, you know? I'm thinking of the people here. [CHECK ME OUT I AM SO SELFLESS ISN'T THAT GREAT AREN'T I GREAT]

Nah, I'm sure I can make it. But an escort would be nice ♥ if you know where I can find a free room, that'd be easier than wandering around looking for one.

[webelarusians]

Your communicator shocks too?

[fuck_you_d]

[HI. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU TRIED TO STAB ME ONCE? XD]

Don't they all? Stupid piece of junk...

[webelarusians]

[;u; Don't mention that, she'll just stab you again.]

I kicked it but it didn't stop.

[fuck_you_d]

[Let's not mention the part where he arrested Russia either then. XD;;;]

Yeeeeeah, I don't think that's how it works. A for effort though.