Defining my friends one entry at a time for maximum suspense.

[fuchsiascreams]

LOL, JEN.

1.  Indie/Hipster    4934 up, 635 down   
 Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times.

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[ohnochastity]

Lmfaaaaoooo oh god.

It is me.

Oh god.

THOUGH THE CHIPPED NAILPOLISH NO.

And the whole style thing is KIND of off. I love high fashion! Lol Holly I love you. We need to continue writing that story. We never talk anymore. I guess I'm never on when you are and vic versa, but I miss you sweet-cheeks. Even though I do complain a lot. Haha

[fuchsiascreams]

I AGREE! ;~; I will make more of an effort to be online at this time, especially since Mariah's computer is broken. AND LOL THIS IS THE PART THAT REMINDED ME THE MOST OF YOU:

"Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine."

NO OFFENSE. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY ABOUT THE COCAINE AND CIGARETTES AND CASUAL SEX.

[ohnochastity]

Now now, I don't sleep with everyone. I just have a few men that I have ongoing sexual relationships with, and throw a couple of one night stands in. ALSO.

I've decided

to stop doing cocaine.

Can you believe it?

Me neither, but I'm not doing it anymore! But really the best part was the Style section of the NY times because my grandparents send me that shit in the mail. Hahahaha.

[ohnochastity]

STILL. DON'T LET THIS FOOL YOU. I AM MY OWN INDIVIDUAL PERSON EVEN THOUGH I FIT INTO A STEREOTYPE.

BECAUSE

I wash my hair EVERY FUCKING day.