Pikachu: The Prince of Dragonair

[fuchsiascreams]

Pikachu:
The Prince of Dragonair
IN SOUTH-WEST SAFARI ZONE BORN AND RAISED
IN THE TALL GRASS, WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT, ZAPPIN', RELAXIN' ALL COOL AND ALL SHOOTIN' SOME PIDGEY OUTSIDE OF THE POOL
WHEN A COUPLE OF MUK, WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED MAKIN' SLUDGE BOMBS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE DUEL AND MY MOM GOT SCARED
SHE

Comments

[pikaporeon]

This is awesome

[fuchsiascreams]

we are currently working on translating a kesha song into something pokeawesome too. because really, it's the only way to make any one of her songs worth listening to.

[real_chat]

lmao i love this. good distraction for idiots like shaysasyhs or w/e the hell her name was