Classified Ads

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In order to increase communication in Fandom Town, someone at town hall came up with the idea of a free classified ads paper. All Fandom citizens are free to use its services to find housemates, seek employment/employees, promote their businesses or just look for a date

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Real Estate

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[People looking for housemates or renting out apartments can place their ads here.]

22 Phoenix Place

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Mansion for hire or sale (state your preference). Formely known as Efferton Manor. Insanely large, and would be on to the quiet side of town if it weren't for all the hauntings. Interested? Contact Town Hall on 555-TOWN.

29 Chimera Court

[konoha_flash]

Rooms for rent, house fully furnished, rent includes utilities. Must be all right with frogs. Please contact 555-GAMA if you are interested or need further details.

18 Apocalypse Avenue

[jarodpretends]

Rooms for rent. To share with housemates of either gender. Rent includes utilities and food. Big screen TV. Must at least tolerate cats. Call 555-JROD, or stop by in person at Caritas on Mondays and Wednesdays or the Fourth Sin on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Employment

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[For business owners or individuals looking for someone to hire or work with. If you are jobless and in need of work, this is where you can leave your resume behind.]

Re: Employment

[bluth_illusions]

Bartender wanted!

Caritas is looking for a charming person who can convince people to give a lot of money in exchange for a lot of booze. Little pay, lots of tips. No experience required. Taping body parts back onto zombies is a must. Looking to cover shift on Thursday but the schedule can be reorganized slightly. Call 555-4GOB.

Re: Employment

[courtincalamity]

All and Sundries is looking for Cashiers... Or Heroes to protect the manager.

However you want to look at it.

Inquire with Jane Canary or Slime Q Slimedog (A.K.A. - Apu).

Re: Employment

[dawn_bearer]

Bartender for The Devil's Nest wanted.

No students please. Must be able to work late hours and handle customers well. All days of the week available. Call 555-NEST for an interview to be set up.

Advertising

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[Promote your business!]

Re: Advertising

[bluth_illusions]

Caritas: The Only Bar In Town Worth Going To!

Drink! Relax! Perform on stage with Fandom's one and only Zombie Band! Make a drunken idiot out of yourself in front of your friends! The dance floor is temporary!

Quark's Garage and Holosuite (MCA Apartment Building)

[needsaparrot]

Roof garage has landing and repair facilities for helicopters and small spacecraft; mechanic available on request.

Programmable holosuite services available on main floor, by appointment. If you make us bleach our brains we will be sad, so plzkthx with bringing your own program to run for That Stuff. And never ever ever ever ever telling us the details unless they're really good.

Call 555-MAUV for arrangements.

Guy With Tools: Repair, Carpentry and Construction

[needsaparrot]

Need to get screwed hammered fixed-up? I'm your guy. Available in town for home/apartment repair, plus remodeling/construction if you bribe the government for get the proper OOC permits. Can also do custom carpentry work for anybody (townpeoples or students) so long as it's something portable.

Call 555-TOOL to make arrangements, or stop by the Mauvaise Chance office when it's open.

Singles

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[Lonely souls looking for company. This is for students, teachers and townies, but make sure to mention your age!]

OOC

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Questions?