actually, that is just a common misconception. if you really want to put your money on that idea, you'd better hope your being attacked by some really wimpy ninjas. hard core ninjas will just light themselves on fire as well... you know, to even up the playing field.
there was an incident in 1976 where massive amounts of firey ninjas began to rise up. to avoid riots, the ninja community took up a petition to increase funding for mandatory fire-proof body suits. this led to the creation of FAFSA [Fair and Fire Safe Act, not to be confused with Free Application for Federal Student Aid... those name stealing bastards...] ever since then, ninjas in most countries are required to wear fire-proof robes.
Well, you see, it all relates to Dr. McNinja series #4, involving a drug that was developed that could turn ordinary people into ninjas. Dan McNinja (the doctor's father) was a leader in the crusade against this, and adopted self-immolation as a tactic to fight the faux-drug-dependent ninjas. It proved more or less effective.
In any case, this might be more important as a ninja-esque tool:
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there was an incident in 1976 where massive amounts of firey ninjas began to rise up. to avoid riots, the ninja community took up a petition to increase funding for mandatory fire-proof body suits. this led to the creation of FAFSA [Fair and Fire Safe Act, not to be confused with Free Application for Federal Student Aid... those name stealing bastards...] ever since then, ninjas in most countries are required to wear fire-proof robes.
thus, fire ≠ safety from ninjas. sorry.
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In any case, this might be more important as a ninja-esque tool:
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