Captain x Fwiffo? What?

[x_saria]

This is for my friend Trout because now his childhood is officially dead with the completion of this image.

This is my Star Control 2 OTP. I'm serious.  Sometimes I wish I wasn't serious... but I am.
In my head there's a logical reason for this pairing, but I'm too lazy to write it out.

Comments

[x_saria]

I'm pretty sure I've done my job then.

[zarla]

I WANT TO HEAR THE REASON

[x_saria]

One of my friends brought it up this one time because it was 4am and we weren't in the right mindset. Nothing good came out of it except for lots of crack. Fwiffo did mention something about tossing aside prejudice and what not and trusting the captain with some undying commitment to his well-being. Scared shitless? Probably, but hey, guy had to be lonely.

I just have this really warped head canon that Fwiffo has this ridiculous infatuation with the Captain. Then Talana comes 'round and he is heart broken, so sad.

[omorka]

Whee, love transcends interspecies barriers and screaming racial paranoia/anxiety issues! :-D

[x_saria]

The screaming issues with this pairing becomes apparent as they destroy childhoods and make people very, very confused. But hey, we all need some ridiculous OTP crack.

[venusrain]

This is adorable, I'm not gonna lie. <3 A CLOSE SECOND FOR MY NEW OTP~

And pffft, destroying childhoods. I DO THAT TO MYSELF ALL THE TIME, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

[x_saria]

Thank you! A CLOSE SECOND FOR A NEW OTP? WELL /HOT DOG!/ Now I'm elated, seriously. <3!!

MY CHILHDOOD IS DEEAAADD.

[readasaur]

Oh, Captain, when will you stop being the Pimp-Lord of the Star Control universe?

[x_saria]

Never!