◈ fourteen ◈

[fruits_ponchi]

Many of you have questioned time and time again in regards to my gender, from making jokes to downright accusing me of being of woman. Now, this ties into to an admission I must make - a truth that only my beloved Shinsuke knows.

I am a womanFrom the time Shinsuke discovered me undressing myself as a child to even now, I have bound myself every

Comments

[oneeyedbeast]

[fruits_ponchi]

...Shinsuke, is something wrong?

[oneeyedbeast]

I see no need to publicly announce our personal activities to an entire network.

[fruits_ponchi]

Why not? There's no reason to be embarrassed - it is something we should be proud of.

[not_mukuro_rly]

Of course, mother.

[fruits_ponchi]

What would you like today, Chrome-chan? A pony tail? Pig tails? Curls?

[not_mukuro_rly]

Curls would be nice, I think. I've never had those.

[ginironosora]

Do I even---

.....what?

[fruits_ponchi]

Gintoki.

Look after the kids tonight.

[ginironosora]

WHAT!??! WHAT DAMN KIDS?!

[fruits_ponchi]

Have you been drinking spoiled strawberry milk, Gintoki?! How could you forget -- you were at the hospital for all their births.

[to_sublimate]

...What the fuck.

[fruits_ponchi]

...Onii-san - I told them the truth...

You're not ashamed of me, are you?

[to_sublimate]

I don't need to know what the fuck you do with that husband of yours.

[fruits_ponchi]

...but is it not beautiful?!