Comments | fruitblocked: 002 ► voice/action

fruitblocked

002 ► voice/action

Dec 09, 2011 05:38

[action for COMMUNITY HOUSE #2, ATTN: Second Floor though anyone's free to see what's up.]

[The kitchen looks terrible. In fact, you can't even see it. There's smoke everywhere, and in the middle of it is one clueless Lloyd Irving. He opens the windows in a panic to ventilate the room, at least. The area smells like radioactive teriyaki-- though ( Read more... )

daddy facepalm x2, @luceti, technology fail, orphaned hillbilly boy in the kitchen, !ic, what is lloyd's life, halp halp, this moron saved the world?, anna just rolled in her grave

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[Action] faterecanted December 9 2011, 15:12:17 UTC

[You know who lives on the second floor of CH#2, and was sort of planning on feeding himself today? That's right, Van. Van lives on the second floor of CH#2 and was sort of planning on eating today. Except he can't.

So instead he's standing by the entrance of the kitchen, staring with mild horror and amazement. How... How does... How even...]

What have you done?

[Action] fruitblocked December 10 2011, 02:00:43 UTC

[Lloyd hears that deep, slightly offended voice and waves some smoke away to try and see the visitor.]

H-- hey, it was an accident!

[Action] faterecanted December 10 2011, 07:48:48 UTC

[Van is just going to... open all the windows. And cough slightly at the smell of the acrid nose-burning mystery smoke. It would be nice to clear the air enough in here to make it a bit less opaque.]

Yes, I would hope so. [Because if it wasn't an accident then it was done on purpose, and, well...]

[voice] hay baby hay elixirsoup December 9 2011, 15:49:31 UTC

[This doesn't sound good.]

Uh... are you okay?

[voice] HAY BABY HAY BABY HAAAAY fruitblocked December 10 2011, 02:02:49 UTC

Yeah, I'm fine! I'm... not that great with magitech, that's all.

[voice] elixirsoup December 10 2011, 03:57:01 UTC

You sure? I thought I heard glass breaking... what did you break, anyway?

[Voice] lezareno_prez December 9 2011, 18:19:50 UTC

Just how many casualties were there this time, Lloyd?

[voice] fruitblocked December 10 2011, 02:04:12 UTC

I haven't seen food explode like that in a long time. Kinda brings back memories.

... What do you mean, 'this time'?

[voice] lezareno_prez December 16 2011, 03:32:11 UTC

I seem to recall an incident involving an exploding sausage that was left over the fire too long...

[Voice] once_knighted December 9 2011, 18:35:13 UTC

[... Huh. Now he knows he's heard this voice before, albeit a very long time ago. But regardless of that, that ... definitely is the sound of someone who should be expelled from any and all kitchens. At least until they stop breaking things.]

... That depends on what needs to be replaced.

[Voice] fruitblocked December 10 2011, 03:44:44 UTC

Um... The little box oven, I dunno what it's called. A couple plates too.

[A very long, awkward pause.]

And the toaster that was next to it. It was sort of a chain of exploding things. But everything else still works!

[Voice] once_knighted December 10 2011, 04:51:34 UTC

[ . . . . . . . ]

Y'know, we've got a restaurant here. You might want to stick to that from now on.

voice markofthewise December 9 2011, 19:14:37 UTC

You know. They have restaurants here. If you can't cook. [...] Just a thought.

voice fruitblocked December 10 2011, 03:47:52 UTC

Hey, I can cook! Next time I'll just use the stove. This other thing with the buttons is awful.

voice markofthewise December 10 2011, 07:41:52 UTC

With the buttons... [...!] Oh, right! Microwaves. I take it you don't have those where you're from?