I probably ought to be sleeping right now. Instead, I'm fuddling around online for 2 hours like a dumbass after I was smart enough to get the route done early.

The results are in...

Such a beautiful mess, pretend that you're appalled ( Read more... )

It's currently 6:51 and I'm about to write a 4 page paper in something like record time. I'll tell you know it goes ( Read more... )

Well our shower drain got a little clogged the other day... today I took on the delightful task of fixing this problem and at last I managed to pull out what definitely could have passed as a dead rat. Sorry if you were just eating ( Read more... )

You are considered an "independent" student because you answered "Yes" to one or more questions in step 2.

You are not required to answer questions about your parents.

Maybe the most beautiful 2 sentences I have ever read in my life. Yes.

Dr. Pepper and the Marigold Steam Treatment! Also yes.

I need some new userpics perhaps.

Sometimes when I get up early to take Sarah home, I'm so awake when I get back that I just end up staying up... like right now. If only I was properly furnished, a marigold steam treatment would put me right where I need to be.

and I would be the one
to hold you down
kiss you so hard
I'll take your breath away
and after, I'd wipe away the tears
just close your eyes dear

So every once in a while you hear someone tell you a story about some house party they were at and they say some ridiculously crazy shit about people busting in on other people having sex and yelling and fist clenching and the whole 9... well last night I actually got to witness it all first hand for the first time ( Read more... )

a few things ( Read more... )

White Elephant gift party at my house tonight! I'm going to take a nap now so I might be alive next week...

Who's the butt hole who decided it would be nice to cover my driveway with a solid sheet of ice?

I just spent 2 hours studying half a chapter of linear algebra. My brain is on fire. I'm *almost* halfway done studying for Exam 3. I'm considering telling the professor how much more I will enjoy physically annihilating the text than I ever could by reselling it...and then perhaps even following through with it. Worst...text...ever. ...and ( Read more... )