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[frostboy]

So. Because I'm doing this LATE, it means I'm incredibly awesome and My Own Person. Right? Right!

Comments

[blackrangerboi]

I don't think you're good enough to get any presents.

[frostboy]

... ;______;

[blackrangerboi]

Santa doesn't like ice kids.

[frostboy]

Santa is an obese elderly pedophile.

Sorry to disappoint you. :O

[blackrangerboi]

ALSO YES! I GET A TAG /O/

If I'm suppose to be your grandson now does that make Kenya my mom?

[frostboy]

YES YOU DO! You. Usually get a tag, actually! :D

...YES. It does. Now, the real question is: Who. Is. The father???

[blackrangerboi]

I obviously am too spacy to notice. Especially now that I have my sparkle text of awesome.

Who knows, My milf of a mom is a whore.

[frostboy]

You kids and your sparkle text. Old timer like me really can't appreciate it. :|

>OOOO!!! How DARE you call my daughter a whore. I think Kenya prefers "night worker".

[totally_am_kira]

You don't seriously want any villains to show up, do you?

[frostboy]

...You don't seriously want the answer to that, do you?

YESSSSSS TWINKIES.

[totally_am_kira]

..... I think I've figured out the answer to that.

You can't go wrong with twinkies.

[frostboy]

Hahaaaaaa. You don't get bored with all this peace and quiet?

No. You really, really can't. :D

[whee_go_boom]

According to some, I'm a villain. A pleasure to meet you.

[frostboy]

Ah, but are you a good villain, according to those some? Pleasure to meet you too! :D

[whee_go_boom]

Depends on your definition of "good", but yes, that could be argued.

[kittens_paw]

You mean you're not one of 'em?

[frostboy]

...What, a bad guy?

[kittens_paw]

Yeah.

[blackrangerboi]

He's a pedo.