If there was an Avengers/Losers crossover, do you think Tony Stark would be able to talk Jensen into a threesome with him and Steve? Because Tony Stark can talk most people into most things, and like most people who are super-geniusy at one thing and have kind of a limited grasp on reality when it comes to all the things that are not that one thing ( Read more... )

What's a more appropriate wardrobe choice for visiting your smallest brother in prison - 1974 Stark Expo or sparkley Thor and Loki?

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Iron Man 3 was totally not about Steve and Tony holding hands and skipping through a meadow of beautiful flowers. Sour times.

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I totally promised a friend I'd go watch her sing and vote for her in the latest round of a local talentless contest this Thursday, but someone else just texted me asking if I want to see Iron Man 3 that night so I'm totally going to assume that he already bought the tickets and so I had to say yes and it has nothing to do with the fact that the ( Read more... )

On balance, I think I'd rather be Jensen from the Losers than Captain America. Genius-level computer skills are way beter than a job that requires you to wear a costume which makes you look like a fucking douchebag. Also, I really wouldn't have the patience to be Tony Stark's boyfriend. I'd end up losing my rag and ripping his head off after only a ( Read more... )

So basically, this is my problem with Seven Pyschopaths - Colin Farrel's best friend is played by the dead rubbish evil dude from Iron Man 2 (not Mickey Rourke, the idiot who thinks his dumb robots are better than blinged-out cheerleaders, because fuck off!) and they keep touching and I'm all like, WHAT THE FUCK COLIN FARREL, PUNCH THAT MESS IN THE ( Read more... )

If God came down and told me I could have night of torrid passion with either Tony Stark or Cougar from the Losers, I would totally not know which one to choose. Also, now I really want to punch Chris Evans in the mouth.

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The Iron Patriot armour totally looks like what would happen if Tony Stark and Captain America had a baby. Well played, Iron Man 3 trailer. Well played.

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So I went to see Captain America last night. It was pretty good; nothing about it was particularly MIND BLOWING OH MY GOD AWESOME, but it was a fun action movie. Plus it had Dakin from the History Boys being beautiful and wearing a waistcoat while pretending to be RDJ's dad. He wasn't in it enough, to my mind, but then I would probably have had the ( Read more... )

OH GOD I love that Peter Pan movie! I mean, I was already aware of this fact since it's shelved on the top lefthand side of my DVD collection, which is where I stack my most-loved stuff for easy acess, but I just watched it again and it's like ALL OF MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO GET ENOUGH DISTANCE ON THIS FILM SO THAT I CAN WATCH IT AGAIN AND ( Read more... )