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Aww man, Rollo Weeks was in the Little Vampire. Now I really am going to kill myself. Or maybe go back in time and stop him from starring in shitty movies that I watched because I had a crush on various leading actors (Richard E. Grant, you freaks, not that stupid little brat from Jerry Maguire). But then it would be like that episode of the
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Scipio would be played by Daniel Radcliffe and Jake Lloyd would be playing Bo
Noooooooooooooooo!!
Poor Hayden *pets* He's got such pwetty hair. Well, he used to.
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I know, can you imagine the horror? This is why you don't fuck with the space-time continuum; if you do, Daniel Radcliffe will rape your fandom.
Oh Hayden. At least he excells at wearing eyeliner, pouting and killing small children. That makes for a short but colourful resume.
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*dies* Someone should do a TL trailer BBM style. I'd murder to see that.
Hm. In the book they spent the whole night locked up in that shed... Ever wondered what happened there?
Nothing against Daniel, but no thanks. Rupert, on the other hand...
And baking cookies! Never forget the cookies of the Dark Side!
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Ah yes, the rats, the dank straw, the vague threat of being eaten by giant dogs... oh, the romance of it all. I think I was too busy wondering how come they didn't fall off the barrels when they fell asleep.
Daniel Radcliffe has a horrible octagonal head. In the new BSG, everything is octagonal - books, windows, computer screeens, dogtags - I think this proves Daniel Radcliffe is a Cylon.
Ah yes, nobody makes cookies like a Sith Lord. It's one of the final lessons they learn, right before "Strike down your master" and "Fuck yourself up in some physically disfiguring way". I bet they even have special Sith Academy aprons.
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Dear Christ, it'd take hours of painful thinking who'd look worse with that. Scip'd be like an Italian Macho Man, and Prosper'd look... Gay.
Man, I want to go through and count them now. Or like, write the Scipio/Prosper 'ship manifesto or something.
Uuuuh yes PLEASE!! *lol* There should be TL Drinking Game... Take one sip each time Prop looks at Scipio with a hurt expression. Or vice versa. Man, they do bring the angst.
Have you read "Inkspell"
Nah, not yet. Am getting it from friend soonish, though. Tehee. Makes me like her. Oh, haven't checked the imdb board in days... *ggg*
I loved him taking the mask off; I don't remember that detail being in the book, but it brought the pain of that moment home, that he takes off his mask and Prop shoots him down, not just as the Thief Lord, but as Scipio.Wow. That is so to the point. Scipio makes himself vulnerable to Prop in that moment and gets "rejected" (at least he thinks it ( ... )
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Scip would look like Luigi from the Mario Brothers. I'm sorry, but he would.
There should be TL Drinking Game... Take one sip each time Prop looks at Scipio with a hurt expression. Or vice versa.
Shit, the entire fandom would have liver failure by the third viewing.
Oh, haven't checked the imdb board in days... *ggg*
*waves Scip's Dad/the Seahorse banner proudly* OTP4EVAOMG!
Aren't there any slashy deleted scenes to look forward to?
Not on the version I've got, but it was a straight-to-DVD American release, and those always suck. It has Prop thinking of his mum and a couple of other scenes that I don't remember because Scip wasn't in them. I imagine the European one will have a lot more in terms of extras.
*LOL* Am scared of that new movie version... J. Rhys-Meyers (sp?) as the magician?! Uhm *unconvinced*
Urgh! He is so fugly, how dare he try to be Schmendrick? Still, Angela Lansbury is ( ... )
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Oh but I LOVE Luigi!! *excited* Oh, you know what would be great?! Scip as Luigi in a remake of the movie! And Prosper would be Daisy, and Bo would be Yoshi. Ida would be Danielle, and Victor, of course, Mario. That'd be GLORIOUS. And the Hartliebs would be King Koopa and his girlfriend.
Shit, the entire fandom would have liver failure by the third viewing.
Tehee. Reminds me of the PotC DG I did with ronsoftie once. One part was that you had to take sip of rum each time someone said "Elizabeth". We were totally wasted halway through the bloody movie.
OTP4EVAOMG!
That slutty lil seahorse. No wonder Scip wants to get away. It probably tried to come on to him, too. [Seahorse = Starbuck?!]
I imagine the European one will have a lot more in terms of extras.
*hopes*
He is so fugly, how dare he try to be Schmendrick?
He scaaaaares me. I want to see "Vanity Fair" just to watch him get his ass kicked.
Still, Angela Lansbury is always awesome and I'm really looking ( ... )
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Oh God, that's so brain-hurtingly awful and hilarious all at the same time. You gotta write this. Green overalls and dodgy porn-star 'taches and Prop in white gloves and a pink dress and all.
Ida would be Danielle, and Victor, of course, Mario.
I remember playing it on the N64, and there's this level where you jump around on pillars and the ground is made of quicksand, and if you do it right, an owl comes and flies you to the next level, and I managed to complete it and the owl came and flew me away and he was like, "Oof, Mario, you have been eating too much pasta!" and I was like, STFU CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKER OWL! So Riccio would be that owl.
That'd be GLORIOUS. And the Hartliebs would be King Koopa and his girlfriend.
King Koopa has a girlfriend? OMG WRONGSICK!
Tehee. Reminds me of the PotC DG I did with ronsoftie once. One part was that you had to take sip of rum each time ( ... )
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