ooooooooooooh. but im thinking maybe we need some sort of jam-o-meter. just in case. also. if you had a cow that made milk with half its udders and jam with the other half you'd get some interesting drinks. Curse you genetics! Move Faster!
aww so cute. your charity shops actually sell mills and boon. ironic i know, but ive never seen one.
oh And! i nearly bought you a hat today too. it had feathers in it but then i smelt it and though im sure you smell much the same i did not want same smell in my house. smelly.
It's such a pretty pretty book. I had to stop reading it on the train because it was making me cry and I am adverse to sobbing like a bitch outside the privacy of my own home.
We could make a jam-o-meter from the remains of my Gaydar. It broke when I tried to test the Gayosity of a testtube containing the DNA of Simon, Raoul, Lindsey and... that other guy that we always say is gay but whose name I cannot at present recall. Might have been Sean Bean.
Also I knocked the testtube over and now I have a patch of skin on the back of my hand that is gayer than all the other skin. It keeps trying to get me to moisturize. Damn gays.
Yeah but what if they'd been some kind of retard-stranger that tried to... I dunno, read it aloud to me in Homiespeak or soemthing? Because it's only the stupid ones that ever talk to me. *sighs* Why don't I ever get molested by handsome Scotsmen in leather skirts and pink fluffy jumpers? Why?!
The skin is kinda pink and sparkly. I think there may have been a little Essense of Orlaris in there too.
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also. if you had a cow that made milk with half its udders and jam with the other half you'd get some interesting drinks.
Curse you genetics! Move Faster!
aww so cute. your charity shops actually sell mills and boon. ironic i know, but ive never seen one.
oh And! i nearly bought you a hat today too. it had feathers in it but then i smelt it and though im sure you smell much the same i did not want same smell in my house.
smelly.
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We could make a jam-o-meter from the remains of my Gaydar. It broke when I tried to test the Gayosity of a testtube containing the DNA of Simon, Raoul, Lindsey and... that other guy that we always say is gay but whose name I cannot at present recall. Might have been Sean Bean.
Also I knocked the testtube over and now I have a patch of skin on the back of my hand that is gayer than all the other skin. It keeps trying to get me to moisturize. Damn gays.
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YAY. and i think you mean sharpe. bean is a studly mofo.
what colour is the skin? translucent and fragile? slightly glowy or glittery?
heh.. glitter solves everything.
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The skin is kinda pink and sparkly. I think there may have been a little Essense of Orlaris in there too.
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