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[froodle]

why is it that if I feel the urge I can buy costukes to make me look like a "sexy" carrot or a "sexy" pizza slice but I cant buy a slutty lady version of the winter soldier outfit? GET IT TOGETHER WORLD I WANT TO BE TARTY BUCKY BARNES FOR HALLOWEEN!

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[diello]

This is beautiful. Personally, I'm waiting for a sexy clock-radio costume. Everything's sexified in costumes.

[froodle]

I have no doubt that sexy clock radio costumes exist. or at least, you can buy sexy clock costumes, and sexy radio costumes, and combine the two. the real question is, who is the guy (you know its a guy) who sees a woman walking down the street and thinks, "oh, shed be so hot if only she was dressed like a slice of pizza/a carrot/a sonic costume that for some ungodly reason includes bootie shorts"?

[diello]

When I was a teen, I told my friend I'd never seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off, so she gave me a vhs tape... I went home, put it in my vcr, hit play, and after the opening credits, it scrambled out for a minute... when it came back, it was some weird-ass porno called Nice Dreams - everyone were dressed as food. Giant toast, giant box of instant oats, etc, and well... it kind of changed the way I saw breakfast. So if you ever can't believe a box of cereal can't be sexy, you are... totally right. It was more hilarious than sexy.
And I still haven't seen Ferris Bueller.

[froodle]

...the bit I find most confusing about that isnt the cereal box sex, but the fact that theres a porno called "nice dreams". what kind of name is that? porn that isnt a pun or a really blunt description of the movie shouldnt be allowed. it breaks the porn rules. I bet it had a pizza delivery guy who delivered pizza and then left without incident. disgraceful.