again you suck and i am forced to mock you with news that james and jess are coming to heaven with me and you are not.
octavius is also coming to heaven, just to keep him away from you. and tobey maguire shall be staying with you, whereever you go, like a stalker. he's your new best friend.
you know what. im gonna get my bitch tobey to put nails through your hands while you sleep. see how much you fuckin like it. i died for your sins man, i cant be expected to remember every name ive only just read. all that shit about a book of life. yeah right dad'd bother with that. [highpitched]"i dont need records im omnipotent"[/highpitched] it's omniscience you fucking jew, i swear, he just likes saying potent.
fuck this. im off to eat twinkies... That's right folks! jesus = american! how'd ya like that? huh? all my bitches aint ya!
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octavius is also coming to heaven, just to keep him away from you.
and tobey maguire shall be staying with you, whereever you go, like a stalker.
he's your new best friend.
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Also: Fuck you, Jesus. Fuck you anally with a chainsaw.
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see how much you fuckin like it. i died for your sins man, i cant be expected to remember every name ive only just read.
all that shit about a book of life. yeah right dad'd bother with that. [highpitched]"i dont need records im omnipotent"[/highpitched] it's omniscience you fucking jew,
i swear, he just likes saying potent.
fuck this. im off to eat twinkies... That's right folks! jesus = american! how'd ya like that? huh? all my bitches aint ya!
jesus out.
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Anyway, like your hands could have supported the vast weight of your fat American body.
As for Tobey Maguire, I'd like to fucking see him try. I'll beat him to death with a teaspoon and make Harry the star of his own films.
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