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[froodle]

Dudes, I would just like to point out that if there was some kind of big vampire convention and all the fictional vampires got invited, Edward Cullen would not be allowed to sit at the Awesome Table. In fact, he wouldn't even get a table. He would have to sit huddled in the corner where the rising damp is, with the other rejects like Mick from

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[chibimarchy]

*snerk* They could throw glitter dust on them-- oh, wait...

[froodle]

HAH! I bet the rejects would try to retaliate by sparkling at them, and Angelus et al would just be like, "What the f-KILL THEM ALL!" and then there would be body parts flying everywhere and it was the Best Vampire Convention Ever!

[ladydemando]

Would Mister Pixiefoot be standing guard to make sure they didn't get a seat at the table?

[froodle]

Mister Pixiefoots isn't a vampire, so he wouldn't get invited. But he'd probably drive past them in his unicar as they walked home (because they are LOSERS and don't get to ride in the vampire limos) and deliberately splash them with water.

[ladydemando]

Oh that crazy Mr. Pixiefoots

[froodle]

Not so crazy he doesn't recognise loser vampires when he sees them, though.