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Jan 13, 2007 11:38

Man, what the hell is going on with parsnips in this city? There is like a Leeds-wide shortage of parsnips. All Morrisons had were two lonesome prepacked bags of the most tiddly and pointless parsnips ever to be dragged from Gods green earth, and at my local greengrocer? Three. THREE! How am I supposed to make roast parsnips if the Parsnip Gods ( Read more... )

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imbeiaiel January 13 2007, 11:54:30 UTC

Could Sunny Baudelaire bite through Dalek battlearmour?

Definite yes.

froodle January 13 2007, 11:59:16 UTC

Totally. And Klaus would read up on ways to disable them, and Violet would invent a way to get Sunny close enough, and together they would kick that Daleks arse.

imbeiaiel January 13 2007, 12:06:15 UTC

No competition! It feels sort of cruel even pitting them against each other. I'm starting to feel sorry for the Daleks - that's sort of like admiring Liam Neeson's hair of doom in "High Spirits - very very wrong.

froodle January 13 2007, 12:12:07 UTC

You think that's mean? Someone suggested they get Anthony Stuart Head to play the next Doctor. Can you imagine, the awesomeness of Giles combined with the Doctors time-travelling know-how? The poor Daleks would not stand a chance.

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downandup January 13 2007, 20:18:49 UTC

Asda had oodles of parsnips when i got dragged there at 4am yesterday morning!! then again it was asda at pudsey!!

froodle January 29 2007, 19:17:12 UTC

As delicious as parsnips are, I'm not sure that they're worth either being up at 4am or setting foot in Pudsey...

downandup January 29 2007, 19:59:22 UTC

lol btw I need your mobi number again as my fone died and I lost all my numbers.
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froodle January 29 2007, 20:38:58 UTC

Are you still on your old number? Because I don't really want to put mine on the Intarwebs and also mine won't work over here, but I can text you when I return to civilization on Friday.

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Parsnips, the universe and everything... miriglum January 16 2007, 14:31:24 UTC

Mr T could only be defeated by a robot Mr. T. It stands to reason. Perhaps it could scream some strange amalagmation of 'I pity der fool' and 'exterminate'. I'll leave that one with you.

We had pasnips for tea the day before yesterday, roasted, with chickpea curry. It was quite scrumptous. I hope the parsnip lorry makes it "up north", though. We used to find bizarre leeds-wide shortages of vegetables - like brocolli - if one place didn't have it, don't even bother checking anywhere else, because sort sort of HIDEOUS BROCOLLI BEAST has obviously consumed it all. Obviously.

Miriam

Re: Parsnips, the universe and everything... froodle January 29 2007, 19:19:55 UTC

But surely the pure 100% pity-da-foo'-ness would cause circuit boards and the like to melt down due to helluva-toughness overloading? MAybe if the circuits were in fact made from Da T's gold chains... but then you'd have to defeat Mr T to get the chains off him, which you couldn't do unless you had a robot version of Mr T, which you couldn't make without Mr T's gold chains... it's all very confusifying.