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[justbeingaqueen]

Who: justbeingaqueen, rockstarwarbler and jewhawk (Posting order)
What: Bringing sexy back
Where: Hummel-Anderson Mansion
When: Saturday afternoon
Rating: Hard R... pardon the pun

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[justbeingaqueen]

In his school days, if Kurt had been walked in on or caught having sex, it would have been on the levels of a natural disaster. He would have been mortified and probably sworn off doing it ever again. In fact, that is exactly what happened when Carole walked in on him and Blaine once, and it took Blaine a week to convince him that they weren't doing anything wrong, and that yes, it was embarrassing, but it was no reason to stop doing it. These days, however, Kurt had extensively grown into his sexual side, and his sexuality, and he wasn't ashamed of anything to do with sex. He ooze sex appeal, and used his body for his career. Why the hell would he be shy or embarrassed? It was just sex. Everyone did it

[rockstarwarbler]

Okay, this did irk Blaine, and it was evident in the way he ran his tongue along the inside of his cheek. "Maybe you can go to the pharmacy and get an ointment to clear that shit up," he offered snippily and went over to the fridge to get some water for himself. When he turned around, he was glaring, and he didn't often outright glaring at his best mate. "What is your problem with being gay?! It's okay unless it's you? Prick."

He shook his head and stomped over to sit down on one of the breakfast bar stools. He started to tap the water cap on the countertop restlessly, still locked Puck with a huffy look. "Why do you keep sounding like you've pick up some sort of disease? Why can't you just be open-minded for one moment in your life? This is fucking Hollywood! I think you would be less weirded out if you suddenly sprouted a pair of fake butt cheeks."

[jewhawk]

"No!" Puck shot back, irritated that Blaine was taking it this way. "Dude, you try believing something about yourself for most of your life and then realizing all of a sudden it's not true. I'm not grossed out by being gay, man, it's not like that. I just never thought I was gay!"

He fought hard to keep himself under control, even as anger was seething underneath the surface. He hadn't meant anything offensive, and it sucked and hurt that it came across that way. He wasn't sure why, but he assumed that part of it had to do with the fact that he and Blaine had been friends for so long. In many ways, they could read each other's minds, to the point that, when they took something wrong coming from each other? It was actually kind of weird. He paused to calm himself down before he spoke again. "Dude, I just... It's never a thought that crossed my mind. I thought I was straight... I knew I was straight, and now there's all these fuckin' questions, and I don't

[rockstarwarbler]

"You're talking like you're fucking geriatric! Mid twenties and coming out isn't some sort of midlife crisis! Not everyone realises when they're a teenager what they are! Especially not in a place like Ohio with stubborn freaking mindsets like what you've had your whole life. The big tough guy who has to fuck a billion pussies to think he is a BAMF. You can play the blame game all you want, but it's your own views that has roadblocked you realising this, and nothing else. You were the one who used to throw my man in dumpsters for being queer. The more you protest, the more it's just going to make you think that you feel like this is some sort of tainted realisation in your mind that you really don't want to be happening, but you're humouring because you're surrounded by gay guys," Blaine reeled off with a shake of his head

[jewhawk]

"It's just... A big thing, dude. A big thing that I never expected. I'm not saying it's like... godawful or anything. It's just..." He sighed. Everything Blaine was saying was right, and why the fuck couldn't he just accept it and move on? Coming out didn't suddenly have to make him a high-fashion diva queen. He could stay him. Mike hadn't changed when he came out. He was still Mike, just a Mike who liked cock.

Puck looked down at the table, raising his eyes without looking up entirely again. "Yeah. I guess so. I don't think it makes me less of a BAMF, dude. I know better than that. It's just... you and Kurt and Mike all seem to have your shit together, and I don't, and I feel stupid for missing it for so long, you know?" He shrugged, settling down into his seat again. "Yeah, well, I guess this is the part where I have to figure out what I'm going to do... or if I'm going to do anything. I mean... coming out doesn't suddenly mean you have to do different stuff, right?"

[rockstarwarbler]

Blaine shifted his weight from one foot to the other, stifling the urge to wince a little. His butt was starting to get that telltale sting that was inevitable after going ten rounds like he and Kurt just did. Kurt wasn't lacking in assets by any means. In fact, the first time Blaine had seen his boyfriend naked back in school, he had just stared in awe at what Kurt had been packing. At least, until Kurt pulled the baby penguin on him again and got self-conscious that he was weird or something. Boy, did Blaine take pleasure in reassuring him on that front

[jewhawk]

"No," Puck replied, shaking his head slowly. "No, I don't want you to talk me out of it. I've just never thought about it before, so it's mostly a getting used to it thing, I guess..." He shook his head in disbelief. "Wait... Kurt still doesn't know? Seriously? Thank God." He wasn't sure how that tidbit had gotten past Kurt, but he was eternally grateful.

That last bit caught Puck's attention, and he nodded somewhat slowly. "Okay, yeah... There is that..." Trying to lighten the mood, he winked and shot Blaine a teasing smirk. "You and Kurt don't make that part look too bad, though."

[rockstarwarbler]

Blaine shook his head. "No, he doesn't know, and I'd prefer it to stay like that. He won't be happy. He's barely even tolerant when I have to kiss someone on the show. If he can be on the set for those scenes, he always is."

"That's because it's not," he explained. Stinging ass or not, he adored having sex with Kurt, and had done ever since their first. He had been hooked, and from then, they only grew into their sexual side together more and. Experimentation became a common part of their relationship, and then as Kurt gained more confidence within himself and his body, it only proved to increase the thrill in the bedroom... and other places. "It's not all that different to straight sex, dude. Not that I know what that is like, but Mike insists on the fact. He said it feels good in a different way when you're on the receiving end, but if you're topping, it's much the same. You just need to pay more mind to foreplay or... you'll pay for it. Or your partner will."

[jewhawk]

"Dude, I sure as hell ain't gonna be the one to tell him. Fuck that. I'd rather my balls stay attached to me. I'm not into that kinda pain. No fuckin' way, dude."

"I mean, that part I guess, yeah... It's just a cock in a hole... Same as usual, except the prep time's a little more, I guess..." He paused. "Does... I mean, do you have to top and bottom? Or do some dudes only do one or the other? Fuck, I really don't know shit about this, dude."

[rockstarwarbler]

Blaine nodded with a small shrug. "Sure, some guys only like one or the other. It's not something I totally get because I like to change up. Kurt and me both do. We both like it both ways, and it feels good for different reasons depending on how you're doing it. But dude, the ass it an awesome place. Seriously, once you feel what it's like to have a dude hit the jackpot with the prostate, it's like your brain explodes. There's nothing quite like that feeling. And don't even get me started on rimming..."

He went off to a happy place for a moment, looking off to the side and stroking his neck with the tip of his finger. "And it's not exactly just a cock in a different hole, because it's tighter. Think about that for a minute," he said with a smirk.

[jewhawk]

"Seriously? I mean, I never thought about it before, and I know the prostate is in there and shit. But..." he was still somewhat at a loss. He totally supported the right of every person to love and/or fuck whomever they wanted... He'd just never much expected the person to be in question being him.

Puck paused, and the corners of his lips just quirked up the slightest bit. "Tighter, huh?" he asked, letting his mind dwell maybe a tiny bit longer on that particular thought than he'd wanted to.

"Well... How do you know for sure if you're... like gay, or half-gay... Whatever I am?"

[rockstarwarbler]

Blaine's phone buzzed with a message and he took it out. It was a picture message. From Kurt. And he made the mistake of opening it right there and then automatically, like he always did with anything from his other half. He immediately flushed a bright red as he looked the image Kurt had clearly just taken with his phone. He fumbled with the device a little and it slipped out of his fingers onto the counter, but he caught it and quickly exited the image. "Goddamnit, he's playing dirty."

He swallowed to wet his throat which suddenly felt dry and hastily put his phone back into his pocket. "But what? Is it the 'and shit' that's bothering you? Because sure, that's something you need to be aware of too. It's not as bad as you think. You get used to it. It's not Russian Roulette, Puck. You just know it's you. You know what you're feeling, you just have to stop fooling yourself. Because that's all it is at the end of the day. You'll know if you try things."

[jewhawk]

Puck bit his tongue to keep from bursting into awkward laughter at his unintentional pun, and he shrugged. "I don't... I don't know, I just didn't think... I don't..." He groaned, telling himself mentally to get his words out or shut up.

"I think... I think I am, dude... But the trying things is the part that makes me nervous... Crazy, right? Me... Puck... Nervous about sex. But I am... It doesn't even make sense to me, man... I love sex, but this is... It's different, and there's different stuff to think about it... It's just..." He paushed, shaking his head. "I sound like a fuckin' idiot."

[rockstarwarbler]

Blaine dropped his forehead down onto the countertop in defeat, arms splayed out on either side of him. He could have tried to convince Puck for hours, and would have attempted it if he thought it would work, but he didn't think it would. Every time he tried to broach into the world of the logistics of being gay, Puck lost the ability to string a sentence together so there wasn't much point pushing it. Blaine knew why he liked being gay, and why he liked gay sex, but trying to get someone else who wasn't sure if they were gay to see it wasn't easy. It was a part of the body people automatically assume was gross but Blaine just had to beg to differ. He wasn't going to with Puck, though. It was something you had to personally experience to understand

[jewhawk]

Puck almost stood up to leave at Blaine's "I give up!" moment, but his friend's words stopped him in his tracks. When the thought of that kind of sex made him hot, he'd know?

Well, if that was the case, he was pretty sure he needed a rainbow t-shirt to wear in the Pride Parade, because despite his protests? He'd definitely jerked off to Queer as Folk a time or two, and whether he'd admit it or not, what he'd seen Kurt and Blaine doing had gotten him revved up just a little, but that part was weird, because it was two of his friends who were very committed to each other. He offered Blaine a weak smile. "So you think I'm already there, and I already know, and I'm just not ready to say it?"

[rockstarwarbler]

"Fucked if I know! You aren't telling me anything. You're sitting there expecting me to be a mind-reader. All I have is some weird drunken attempt at a snog out of the blue to go to and you telling me that maybe... you might... you dunno... sort of... could be..." Blaine shook his head and shrugged. "You've hardly said anything to me, so how the hell am I supposed to know anything of what you are? Maybe you have talked to Mike more, and that's great. You should have someone to talk to. But then information I'm getting? Not so much with the informative route I can use to help."

And it was true. He had been trying to connect all the dots, but Puck just really wasn't saying much to him at all about anything. Blaine could only try to assume so much before he took a hint and didn't want to push. "Maybe I'm not the best person for the job anyway. I don't know. This is the first thing ever you've sort of evaded me on. And I don't know why, but I... well, I hope you can figure it out. I'm sorry if what you saw was uncomfortable and