Comments | frodo_junior: And back again

frodo_junior

And back again

Jul 15, 2002 15:38

Well, Sammy and Farry and I are back ( Read more... )

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estellabolger July 15 2002, 16:00:42 UTC

You two! I have a bone to pick with you! Your time-travel shenanigans have somehow turned me back into a kid. And that's bad, because... um... well, I can't think of anything that's better about being an adult right now, but I assure you that there are lots of things on the list. So, er, get your butts back to the Shire and say sorry to me. And we can play house, or go fishing, or something.

uh uh frodo_junior July 15 2002, 16:08:27 UTC

Not going back.

You can come and play with us here in the cave, if you want.

Re: uh uh estellabolger July 15 2002, 16:49:37 UTC

*wrinkles nose* But the cave's all dark and spooky. C'mon, come to Gamgee Hall, that's where I'm gonna stay until I get big again ...oh shit, I hope I don't have to go through puberty again... there are so many other kids who feel rejected by your parents there that we could start, like, a support group or something. With free coffee and donuts, and name tags.

peonybaggins July 15 2002, 16:32:53 UTC

I don't want to replace you! I want you guys to be my big brothers so that I can play with you and...stuff.

*sniffs* Fine. Call me a monster if you want. Maybe I deserve it.

Those...eyes... frodo_junior July 15 2002, 16:41:39 UTC

Uh uh.

You are inhobbitly cute, sure, and you're pretty hard to resist...but, no...

I deal with Sammy. I'm used to being manip...manap...

Messed with.

Run along.

Re: Those...eyes... peonybaggins July 15 2002, 16:54:10 UTC

Alright. I am hated understand. But, can I come visit you guys in your cave sometime?

please?!

NONONONONONO!!!!! samwisegamgee July 15 2002, 17:25:38 UTC

COME HOME, DAMMIT!!!

You haven't been replaced. We love you little troublemakers.

Don't make me come and get you!

Mr. Frodo is going to fucking kill me.

*SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!* frodo_junior July 15 2002, 17:55:09 UTC

You don't really care about us. If you did, you wouldn't give my food to strange children bring in new kids with freakishly endearing eyes that you know will eventually sap my will and enslave me!!

*choking sobs*

I'm gonna finish making Weed Stew and Mud Pies now.

slsdgsgsgklkhjyryw7ypi3[qg samwisegamgee July 15 2002, 18:02:29 UTC

Don't say that, Froey! I love you!

COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK!!!!

IF SHE TRIES TO ENSLAVE YOU, WE'LL FUCKING SEND HER AWAY TO LIVE WITH YOUR UNCLE HALFRED/KILL HER, AND THAT'S FLAT!!!

*bursts into tears*

peonybaggins July 15 2002, 18:04:11 UTC

I don't want to enslave him! I don't even know what endearing means! I just want everyone to be happy and stop fighting! Frodo Jr, do you want me to go find my kidnapper and live with him? I will!

*sits down and starts sniveling*

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ex_frodooft July 15 2002, 17:59:29 UTC

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME BACK!!!

You don't want a new little sister?

Please?