Clement Legacy 1.1
I'm baaaaaaaack! Finally started playing Sims 3 and I'm officially hooked. Check it out.
Time to meet our founder!
Her favorites are French music, Cobbler, and Irish Green. (Am I the only one who thinks Clumsy Sims are the most adorable thing EVER?)
Welcome to Brooklyn Heights, Andrea!
Andrea: Yeah, thanks. Uh...
Andrea: Where's my house?
Pish posh, Andrea! You're a legacy founder. You'll be living on the grass until you get a few promotions and/or find someone stupid crazy nice enough to move in with you!
I know, it's just so ~romantical~.
But it's time we sent our intrepid founder off to find some man-meat potential spouse material! And also get a job, since she wants to be in business so badly.
Yeah, playing video games? Not the best way to win friends and influence people. NEXT.
Hey! Someone's calling!
Oh, it's her new boss. Very ugly and very vampiric, within about a day. Still, she needs to have a good relationship with him so she can MOVE UP THE CORPORATE LADDER!
This guy seems rather unimpressed by Andrea's lies stories of fishing prowess.
Oh yeah, buddy?
Well, your salmon is now on fire! Hah!
(Incidentally, this guy's name is Michel, he is one of her coworkers, he became a vampire by the very next day, and he is one of Andrea's BFFs.)
Time to hit the club scene. Werk it, guuuuurl!
It was at this point that I started second-guessing a female founder. That is one hot set of pixels!
Yeah, really second-guessing now.
Fugly Paparazzi Dude: You don't even live in a house? *minusminus*
Andrea: :(
Poor bb.
Oh look, it's the estrogen brigade. *facepalm*
Somehow, I don't think Andrea cares much that there aren't any potential sperm donors in sight.
This guy came over and promptly ignored her. How rude!
Guy: Yeah, she doesn't even have a house!
Oblig. first repair job of the legacy.
She may be living in poverty, but damn she has a nice view.
Srsly.
I love her, ngl.
♥
Don't worry, that's all the butterfly spam I have FOR NOW.
What're you working on, there, Andrea?
Andrea: Oh, you'll see.
Andrea: It's my ~dream house~.
...Don't quit your day job, honey.
And it's time to continue the quest for a spouse!
Wait, what is that?
DING DING DING!
His name is ~Jamel~
Time to impress him!
Andrea: He's totally into me.
...Maybe next time let's try that without booze.
At some point, Andrea became a ~celebrity~ and has been plagued by paparazzi ever since.
Andrea: She's taking my picture while I sleep again, isn't she?
Now that she has a man to work on, she can go back to building up relationships with her coworkers. Observe:
Andrea: So, I heard you joined the ranks of the undead.
Andrea: Must be wreaking havoc on your love life.
Michel: You could be my girlfriend...
Andrea: If you keep asking me, I'll stab you in the eye with my stiletto.
Michel: But I have an actual house!
Michel: And a computer!
Michel: You could clean it for me! Wouldn't that be nice?
Andrea: Not in the slightest.
Michel: Dammit.
Better luck next time, Michel. Better run home before you go all crispy in the sun.
Time for a little shuffleboard action!
Over-emotional Sims ♥
Wait, weren't we supposed to be finding sperm donors?
Andrea: You're so fit, and sexy.
Andrea: I just want to WooHoo with you!
Love is in the air~
Better strike while the iron is hot!
WOE.
Andrea: Y U NO LUV ME, JAMEL?
She is nothing if not persistent.
Yeah, that's right, Jamel. Put the ring on your finger. No one can resist that face for long.
SUCCESS!
Then Jamel had to go to work before I could seal the deal, so Andrea decided to pay him a visit.
Paparazzi Stalker: Oh look! It's Andrea Clement! OMG!
GO AWAY.
Andrea: Let's go make love in the elevator. TEEHEE.
Which they proceeded to do, but of course I didn't get any screenies of it because it happened so fast and I'd never seen it before.
So I decided, what the hell, I'll have them do it again.
APPARENTLY NOT.
Jamel's running hot and cold, as usual. Phhbbbt.
LOL poor Andrea. ♥
Andrea: I think I had too much to drink...
Not exactly. Looks like Jamel left her a little gift. Time to get his ass over and marry him!
Andrea: So, in case it wasn't obvious, I'm knocked up. It's yours.
Jamel: AWESOME!
Glad you're so enthusiastic about it, buddy.
And so in true legacy generation 1 fashion, they tie the knot by themselves, on the front lawn. You're welcome.
Welcome to the family, Jamel! His favorites are Chinese music, cheesesteak, and turquoise. Considering he moved in with less than a week until Elderhood, and no skills except Mixology, I'm thinking that LTW is NOT going to happen, but I'm happy to let him paint away and raise the kids while Andrea works her way up the Business track. Of course, most of his time is spent autonomously watching TV or reading (thanks, Couch Potato and Bookworm traits!).
NEXT TIME: BABIES!!!!1oneone
Comments are loved.
Time to meet our founder!
Her favorites are French music, Cobbler, and Irish Green. (Am I the only one who thinks Clumsy Sims are the most adorable thing EVER?)
Welcome to Brooklyn Heights, Andrea!
Andrea: Yeah, thanks. Uh...
Andrea: Where's my house?
Pish posh, Andrea! You're a legacy founder. You'll be living on the grass until you get a few promotions and/or find someone stupid crazy nice enough to move in with you!
I know, it's just so ~romantical~.
But it's time we sent our intrepid founder off to find some man-meat potential spouse material! And also get a job, since she wants to be in business so badly.
Yeah, playing video games? Not the best way to win friends and influence people. NEXT.
Hey! Someone's calling!
Oh, it's her new boss. Very ugly and very vampiric, within about a day. Still, she needs to have a good relationship with him so she can MOVE UP THE CORPORATE LADDER!
This guy seems rather unimpressed by Andrea's lies stories of fishing prowess.
Oh yeah, buddy?
Well, your salmon is now on fire! Hah!
(Incidentally, this guy's name is Michel, he is one of her coworkers, he became a vampire by the very next day, and he is one of Andrea's BFFs.)
Time to hit the club scene. Werk it, guuuuurl!
It was at this point that I started second-guessing a female founder. That is one hot set of pixels!
Yeah, really second-guessing now.
Fugly Paparazzi Dude: You don't even live in a house? *minusminus*
Andrea: :(
Poor bb.
Oh look, it's the estrogen brigade. *facepalm*
Somehow, I don't think Andrea cares much that there aren't any potential sperm donors in sight.
This guy came over and promptly ignored her. How rude!
Guy: Yeah, she doesn't even have a house!
Oblig. first repair job of the legacy.
She may be living in poverty, but damn she has a nice view.
Srsly.
I love her, ngl.
♥
Don't worry, that's all the butterfly spam I have FOR NOW.
What're you working on, there, Andrea?
Andrea: Oh, you'll see.
Andrea: It's my ~dream house~.
...Don't quit your day job, honey.
And it's time to continue the quest for a spouse!
Wait, what is that?
DING DING DING!
His name is ~Jamel~
Time to impress him!
Andrea: He's totally into me.
...Maybe next time let's try that without booze.
At some point, Andrea became a ~celebrity~ and has been plagued by paparazzi ever since.
Andrea: She's taking my picture while I sleep again, isn't she?
Now that she has a man to work on, she can go back to building up relationships with her coworkers. Observe:
Andrea: So, I heard you joined the ranks of the undead.
Andrea: Must be wreaking havoc on your love life.
Michel: You could be my girlfriend...
Andrea: If you keep asking me, I'll stab you in the eye with my stiletto.
Michel: But I have an actual house!
Michel: And a computer!
Michel: You could clean it for me! Wouldn't that be nice?
Andrea: Not in the slightest.
Michel: Dammit.
Better luck next time, Michel. Better run home before you go all crispy in the sun.
Time for a little shuffleboard action!
Over-emotional Sims ♥
Wait, weren't we supposed to be finding sperm donors?
Andrea: You're so fit, and sexy.
Andrea: I just want to WooHoo with you!
Love is in the air~
Better strike while the iron is hot!
WOE.
Andrea: Y U NO LUV ME, JAMEL?
She is nothing if not persistent.
Yeah, that's right, Jamel. Put the ring on your finger. No one can resist that face for long.
SUCCESS!
Then Jamel had to go to work before I could seal the deal, so Andrea decided to pay him a visit.
Paparazzi Stalker: Oh look! It's Andrea Clement! OMG!
GO AWAY.
Andrea: Let's go make love in the elevator. TEEHEE.
Which they proceeded to do, but of course I didn't get any screenies of it because it happened so fast and I'd never seen it before.
So I decided, what the hell, I'll have them do it again.
APPARENTLY NOT.
Jamel's running hot and cold, as usual. Phhbbbt.
LOL poor Andrea. ♥
Andrea: I think I had too much to drink...
Not exactly. Looks like Jamel left her a little gift. Time to get his ass over and marry him!
Andrea: So, in case it wasn't obvious, I'm knocked up. It's yours.
Jamel: AWESOME!
Glad you're so enthusiastic about it, buddy.
And so in true legacy generation 1 fashion, they tie the knot by themselves, on the front lawn. You're welcome.
Welcome to the family, Jamel! His favorites are Chinese music, cheesesteak, and turquoise. Considering he moved in with less than a week until Elderhood, and no skills except Mixology, I'm thinking that LTW is NOT going to happen, but I'm happy to let him paint away and raise the kids while Andrea works her way up the Business track. Of course, most of his time is spent autonomously watching TV or reading (thanks, Couch Potato and Bookworm traits!).
NEXT TIME: BABIES!!!!1oneone
Comments are loved.