crack!fic: you'll all be very sorry

[frith_in_thorns]

This is a ficlet which originated in a lolarious comment thread.  Please do not take it too seriously.  Or at all seriously.  And don't come after me with pitchforks (because then I'm just going to blame friendshipper for putting the idea into my head).

Title: You'll All Be Very Sorry (or, Ronon's Post-Trinity Story)
Word count: 1100
Warnings: Severe angst,

Comments

[michelel72]

Oh, no! Not the dread avocado! But ... avocados mean guacamole, but that requires lemon juice - oh the bitter irony!

But at least they are All Very Sorry. Hee!

[frith_in_thorns]

Why is there logic here logic doesn't fit in post-Trinity stories :P

How could they not be All Very Sorry?! They were meeeean to poor woobie Ronon!! xD

[michelel72]

Pssh. There can too be logic in post-Trinity stories. Those are the best kind! Because then they get all meta about the show's strange ideas of who deserves consequences versus what Will Never Be Spoken Of Again (and what is or is not betrayal)! Except for the cafeteria staff. I can buy the scientists, the military, and the theoretical other civilian staff, given the right explanation, but I really didn't ever understand the cafeteria stuff. Heh.

You know I'm now thisclose to trying to plot out a serious version of this? Begone, emo plotbunny! Besides, I think it'd go less "emo" and more "damaged socialization, leading to angry/alienated Ronon striking out across Pegasus on his own and never looking back". Of course, my own actual post-Trinity is going all angry too. I may need to ask myself what's up with that ....

[sholio]

*DIES*

It's the Revenge of the Post-Trinity Fic! I think everything is in here, too ... the shunning, the cafeteria staff inexplicably participating, the tragic exile, and naturally Everyone Learns a Valuable Lesson (except the person being shunned, of course!)!

Also, the conspicuous non-shunning of Rodney made me LOL.

[frith_in_thorns]

This was far too fun an idea not to write! Oh, Trinity cliches, how I love thee.

Shunned? Why would Rodney be shunned? I don't remember him doing anything serious! *gg*

[astridv]

That'll teach'em! Poor woobie...
:)

[frith_in_thorns]

It will indeed :D
Thanks :)

[leesa_perrie]

LOL!!! Oh, excellently done!! I think you got all the cliches and took them all to their natural extremes - poor woobie Ronon!! LOL!

[frith_in_thorns]

Thank you! Post-Trinity cliches are excellent, and then friendshipper said that Ronon was left out, so... this is the result. Ronon is such a natural woobie, donchathink? xD

[schneefink]

Warnings: Severe angst.

Can´t stop laughing. Oh, the evil evil mess staff. Ronon finally got what he deserves!

[frith_in_thorns]

:D Glad you enjoyed it! I hope it wasn't too angsty ;P