9th Dress

[frilly_filly]

[What bad timing. Rarity finally just came out of her self-imposed seclusion yesterday, only to be shoved into one of those gross-looking pods and replaced with a vindictive clone of herself. And pod!Rarity wastes no time at all in getting on the phones to screw with the rest of the town. Her voice is no less cheerful than usual, but it's just

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[twototheskull]

A long pause, and then

"...that's mighty kinda of ya ma'am.

[frilly_filly]

Of course! A proper lady should always help the less fortunate.

[twototheskull]

....I'll be sure to come to you for a new hat and coat then.

[frilly_filly]

The sooner, the better!

[tenebrousking]

[Well. This isn't too out of character. Grimsley's tone is slightly more stuffy than it normally is.]

But my dear Rarity, don't you walk about in public without clothing most of the time?

[frilly_filly]

Yes, but I've gathered you humans aren't capable of pulling that sort of thing off. Which is all well and good, I suppose. We ponies are possessed of quite a bit more natural form and grace, after all.

[tenebrousking]

Of course. [And private portions well obscured by body hair.] It's simply tragic how poorly we were gifted by the Almighty in comparison.

[frilly_filly]

And that is why it is my duty - my calling - to provide a guiding light for you poor, unfortunate souls. I do it entirely out of the kindness of my own heart, you see.

[frilly_filly]

Oh, and there's my first customer! Come, darling, let's get you into something less... pedestrian.

[frilly_filly]

On the contrary, I'd say it's the perfect time! After all, I do have to live every day with that dreadful fashion sense of yours.