I really don't mind losing duels, but the next time I duel someone and they make me discard my entire hand before my first turn, I'm going to punch them right in the face afterwords.

I'd like to at least get to -play- not stand there like an idiot and get hammered to death in two turns.

So I was talking to my mom and told her I wanted a motorcycle for my birthday.

And she agreed.

So she sent me a package early with a toy motorcycle and note saying "Get a job".

And that's where I've been for three weeks.

OH MY GOD THE SCHOOL IS PLAGUED BY AN ATMOSPHERIC LIGHTING DEMON.

IT SET UP TASTEFUL LIGHTING IN ONE OF THE DUELING ARENAS

Can I duel some people?

All that work before Christmas crushed me down so hard that I've barely done it at all in months.

Well, school work and writing under an assumed name, and organizing unsuccessful boycotts.

What the hell was that!

That.. that wasn't anything!

I don't even!

I'm burning the theatre down, to hell with this!

Aren't you supposed to remove leaders from power when they completely bonkers?

That seems like a pretty smart thing to do.

All the cool spellcasters are hiding.

Buncha sissies.

...I was frozen today.

Man, I am bored.

I thought investigating those murders seemed cool, but then I got bored and quit that.

Then I heard that some student was summoning monsters because he was trying to revive his long lost love using devil magic and raspberry jam, so I looked into that and it didn't pan out either.

wish something cool would happen.

...I shouldn't have made my costume out of flammable materials.

...And then tried to see how it stood up to fire.

...Now what am I supposed to do.