PORN about PORN (it may tear a hole in the universe, I'm not sure)

[freudian_fuckup]

The problem is, they’ve gotten too good at what they do. Over the past year, and the course of no less than ten shoots, Merlin and Arthur have fallen into a comfortable pattern of sniping banter, brain-melting sex (on camera, of course), and not talking afterwards. At all. As in, sometimes, by the time Merlin’s gotten all the come out of his

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[purple_chalk]

Recursive, oddly-pasted fic is recursive? I really really wanna read the end, is all. (Sorry.)

[freudian_fuckup]

woah, sorry, i have no idea what happened there, other than me trying to talk and post at the same time. i THINK it's fixed/not completely illegible now. let's try that again.

[purple_chalk]

Still sort of recursive (you've got weird doubled-up sections, I think the whole thing repeated like thrice the first time and now it's down to twice?) but I can see the ending line and this is adorable! (Clearly what happened with the whole thing is the YO DAWG I HERD U LIKE PORN aspect did not tear a whole in the universe, just in livejournal.)

[freudian_fuckup]

God, ok, seriously, I think I've sorted it. I don't know what formatting hell that duplicate text kept rising up from, but I went Buffy on its ass, so we should be good.

[ifyouweremine]

EEEEE, this is FANTASTIC. #squees and dances around#

I’m gleeful that my fic inspired something so awesome (do you mind if I link to this in my original story post?); this is such a funny, sweet, mind-meltingly hot story! I love how you developed the boys’ relationship. That mix of humor, sincerity, and sex within the porn-industry setting was really engaging. Some of my particularly favorite parts were:

I don’t care how many copies of Buns & Guns your dick sold
#dies#

Unfortunately, every time they try for intense, smoldering affection, it comes off looking like Merlin’s about to throw up and Arthur’s about to hit him, at least according to Morgana.
I laughed really hard at this!

Arthur stares like Merlin’s asked him to bottom.
And this!

Then why is it you can shove your cock up his arse, but when I need you to stare longingly into one another’s eyes, that’s too gay for you?
Hahaaaaa

I just thought if you were doing it-well, we’re sort of a set at this point, aren’t we?
I MELTED

when Merlin heard who his costar was, he

[freudian_fuckup]

Thank you!! :)

[freudian_fuckup]

AHHH THANK YOU! I'm so glad you didn't read this and go "Oh god, what the fuck, take that down it's embarrassing." You are MORE than welcome to link to it, seeing as your awesome fic was apparently the only thing in the universe capable of making me write pornstar-fic.

[ivesia19]

Is it strange that I found this porn AU completely adorable?
Whatever, it is, and I'm not ashamed!
Lovely job on this - I loved every single word. (and would love to read more and more and more and more!)

[freudian_fuckup]

Dude, I understand. In every other fandom, I'm totally anti-let's-make-them-porn-stars... but for some reason, when it's Merlin and Arthur, it's cute. Shame is for wimps. So glad you enjoyed it!!

[romyra]

This is really cheering me up. I am so depressed at the moment.But this is really good and makes me feel a whole lot better.

[freudian_fuckup]

Aww, I'm sorry to hear you're having a rough time of it, but slash is definitely a good antidote. Thanks for reading!

[daisy_chan]

Amazing. *___*

[freudian_fuckup]

Thank you! :)