deux ❦ mots de l'amour ❦ text - fourth wall event

[frenchtouching]

It seems there is an awful lot of activity today. So many new strangers that I have yet to meet and bestow upon my love~ ♥

But, ah, where shall I begin?

Perhaps I could sneak some extra love in whilst everyone is distracted?

Comments

[magyarheart]

...

That must be you, France.

[frenchtouching]

Ah, La Hongrie! So nice to see you!

Oh, I do hope you will be nicer to me than that Austrian of yours.

[magyarheart]

I do hope you aren't intending to harm Austria, Francis!

[frenchtouching]

Certainly not! Though it does not seem to me like he holds the same intent. Non, I will be surprised if he does not take to harming moi.

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[notluigi]

...

[notluigi]

I KNEW IT WAS YOUR FAULT, YOU BASTARD!

[frenchtouching]

Quoi?

What on earth are you talking about, you crazy little Italy?

[notluigi]

WHY THE HELL AM I HERE!? THAT'S WHAT THE HELL I AM TALKING ABOUT.

[inventmethis]

Oh, but I have to say you aren't my type at all~

[frenchtouching]

That is quite impossible~ I am everyone's type at one time or another.

[inventmethis]

And how old are you~?

[frenchtouching]

Ah, now that is a very good question. Perhaps you can say that I am ageless?

And yourself?

[colonialize]

France?

[frenchtouching]

Ah!

..Ah?

L'Amérique? Vous êtes si petit...

[colonialize]

Seen Engwand? 'm lost.

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[frenchtouching]

[starfishwuvu]

I LOVE YOU.

LFKJALSKDFJA;LKSH AHAHAHHA FFFF WHAT

[frenchtouching]

Quoi?!