I finally caved ( Read more... )

Okay, I admit it.

I bought this shirt.

IT'S A SQUIRREL! I love squirrels as much as I love penguins.

winks7985, you should get in on this.

I love days when I go to the hair salon. My hairdresser is the best in the world and always makes my hair look fantastic ( Read more... )

Oh, man. I'm so behind on comments. I try to keep up, I do, but sometimes... I'm looking at notifications from AUGUST man. August. Well, if I haven't replied to a comment you left, it isn't because I didn't read it (I did) or because I don't care (I do) but because I am overwhelmingly behind and I tend to open this page, type an entry, post it ( Read more... )

Okay, for all of you science-y folks (or for those of you who spend a lot of time doing laundry), WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE ( Read more... )

My room is now painted. It looks phenomenally larger with cream walls than with dark purple walls. It is soothing now. It is comforting ( Read more... )

I still itch.

I didn't even sweat yesterday and I've been putting aloe on my neck all day yesterday, last night, and this morning.

Okay, guys, now what?

However, today I am wearing a dress from The Gap that I last wore (are you ready for this?!?) when I was seventeen. Please do not ask me why I kept a dress that was clearly too small for me (it ( Read more... )

Terri: I visited my grandparents today. Grandpa told me a few of his old army stories. Well, he told me the same one a couple of times, anyway. That's when I decided to leave ( Read more... )

Terri: So I was reading this story online... Well, wait, no, I wasn't. I lied. I was looking for porn.
Missy: Any story that starts out like this is a story I want to hear ( Read more... )

I want one of these shirts.

Only, instead of "EX-", can it say "PROUD"?

Or even "ZEALOUS"? "DEVOUT"?

No, no, I've got it.

"RELIGIOUS"