We have differing ideas of good and bad

[freesnowcone]

On Thursday night, Fry decided that a good idea would be to roll in poop at the dog park

Comments

[wickedcherub]

I would tell you stories about what my *son* thinks is appropriate to do with his poo but I will spare you :D

[freesnowcone]

LOL! I can only imagine! Some days, I feel as if children would seem simple after this damn dog! Oh, you got dirt all over yourself, me, the couch, the carpet, the chair, etc.? Hey, the dog's done that before. Oh, you destroyed my favorite pillow? Dog did that last week. You refuse to sleep unless you are literally touching me? Dog. Anytime you eat anything out of the ordinary you throw up buckets? Dog.

Other days, I still quake in my boots at the thought of what I'm going to do when I actually have a kid or two!

[tpena19]

heh, 5 baths, really? It was that bad, huh? I guess I shouldn't complain when my dog rolls in mud.

[freesnowcone]

It wasn't so much the quantity of poop, but the tenacity of the smell. Plus, I was paranoid and grossed out beyond belief!

[tpena19]

LOL, I would be too.