Reality

[freesnowcone]

Last night, I dreamed that I was hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. She ditched me on the bus after getting really excited that she found her lipstick in her purse.

I woke up and gave it some thought, and decided that this is probably not too far from what would really happen if I hung out with Lindsay Lohan.

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[freesnowcone]

Ahhaha! It's Ezra from The Magnificent Seven because he is my new favorite celebrity crush. He's got dimples even!

[rustingwillpowr]

This post would have been even funnier as a tabloid cover.

And I know you got the skillz cuz of that Kanye-fish pic.

Un-friend me at will.

[rustingwillpowr]

This is freaky weird, but I would almost swear that I had the exact same dream a couple of weeks ago...because I actually really like Lindsay Lohan, and I was concerned by all the tabloid reports.

So, I had this dream, and I thought it was funny that I would dream that, so I was going to post it (in almost the exact same words), but I didn't have internet.

I think my memory is broken.

Re: Un-friend me at will.

[freesnowcone]

Woah! There must be, like, a rash of Lindsay Lohan dreams drifting around the subconscious zone these days!

And OMG it would have been! I really should've attempted a tabloid cover... maybe someday!

[logicalrage]

That bitch!

So, I must ask, have you gotten any reading done?

[freesnowcone]

I know, can you believe it?? Even in my dream I was pissed.

OH MY GOD YES!! I'm about halfway through (I've been reading it slowly, as opposed to my normal method of reading that I use for school which is "skim as fast as you can and try to pick out the major words") and dude. DUDE. I AM HOOKED. NOT ON PHONICS BUT ON NOVEL. I AM HOOKED ON NOVEL.

[logicalrage]

How very sweet of you to say! (: