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[freelancebum]

ok, so I'm sick and feel like crap,
and I'm looking for a cute girl to bring me soup and give me a massage.
Any takers? anyone?, no prabably not huh.

*sigh*

Comments

[ex_canidae849]

Sure...got one of those in the trun...crap...how long has she been in there...*counts days on fingers*...*takes off shoes*....yup...definately dead....eh well...good luck w/ that...*wanders off to find a shovel*

[dypheron]

Sometimes cheese in a can will give you a massage for $5 or so. Happy ending too!

[freelancebum]

I'm gonna take this as you think you are a cute girl, HAHA!

you big loser