A day in the twitter life of a Bombayite
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Monday morning.
8:00am: F@#k I'm late. Need to get from suburbs/town to $hell by 10.
8:30am: Someone remind me not to be up so late on Sundays.
9:00am: ("Traffucked at Worli/Mahim") or ("Why are there so many idiots on this train / bus who can't let me have my personal space")
9:15am: ("That idiot in BMW doesn't know how to drive") or ("Why is this person standing on my foot?")
9:30am: [Insert tweet about Mumbai politicians here]
10:00am: I've reached but my $boss, $employee $customer hasn't. How f@#king unprofessional.
10:01am: OMG the $person isn't here yet. I'm about to explode!
10:10am: OK here we go but no AC/too much AC in this conf room. WTF.
11:10am: My $boss/employee/customer is stupid
12:00am: Is there anyplace decent to go eat in this sad area?
[hundred replies]
12:30pm: Ok, I'm off to eat at this $place1 that you guys haven't heard of.
1:00pm: This $place1 has huge waiting. WTF. I'm going to eat at that even shadier looking $place2
1:30pm: My stomach is fucked. This office has such a dirty loo.
2:00pm: Oh No. Have to go to $other_corner of city to meet $fool
2:30pm: Damn. This city is so hot. and Dirty. Where do all these people come from?
3:00pm: [insert something derogatory about ghatis/gujjus/bhaiyyas/madrasis here]
4:00pm: I need a vacation ... but no one takes vacations in Bombay so what would people think of me?
5:00pm: This fool's work looks like its going to take all night to complete.
6:00pm: Oh great this finished early. Maybe I can still go all the way home to the other end of town and come back halfway for $party.
7:00pm: ("My driver doesn't know how to drive.") or ("This bus conductor is so rude")
8:00pm: Where has my Bai mixed my party wear? She can't do one thing properly.
9:00pm: Off to this god forsaken part of town for a friends party only cause he/she saved my life this one time.
10:30pm: Dammit. I'm early, no one here yet. I hope people don't think I lost my job.
11:00pm: Ah thankfully someone arrived. I was getting tired of my friend's irritating husband/wife.
12:30am: Damn shouldn't have had that 4th drink... early day tomorrow...
1:30am: Should have left already but friends husband/wife is coming onto me and rather cute lol.
2:30am: ("Hope no pandus checking") or ("My rick guy thinks he's schumacher")
3:00am: That was a great day. Good night y'all!
Next Day #Rinse #Repeat.
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Monday morning.
8:00am: F@#k I'm late. Need to get from suburbs/town to $hell by 10.
8:30am: Someone remind me not to be up so late on Sundays.
9:00am: ("Traffucked at Worli/Mahim") or ("Why are there so many idiots on this train / bus who can't let me have my personal space")
9:15am: ("That idiot in BMW doesn't know how to drive") or ("Why is this person standing on my foot?")
9:30am: [Insert tweet about Mumbai politicians here]
10:00am: I've reached but my $boss, $employee $customer hasn't. How f@#king unprofessional.
10:01am: OMG the $person isn't here yet. I'm about to explode!
10:10am: OK here we go but no AC/too much AC in this conf room. WTF.
11:10am: My $boss/employee/customer is stupid
12:00am: Is there anyplace decent to go eat in this sad area?
[hundred replies]
12:30pm: Ok, I'm off to eat at this $place1 that you guys haven't heard of.
1:00pm: This $place1 has huge waiting. WTF. I'm going to eat at that even shadier looking $place2
1:30pm: My stomach is fucked. This office has such a dirty loo.
2:00pm: Oh No. Have to go to $other_corner of city to meet $fool
2:30pm: Damn. This city is so hot. and Dirty. Where do all these people come from?
3:00pm: [insert something derogatory about ghatis/gujjus/bhaiyyas/madrasis here]
4:00pm: I need a vacation ... but no one takes vacations in Bombay so what would people think of me?
5:00pm: This fool's work looks like its going to take all night to complete.
6:00pm: Oh great this finished early. Maybe I can still go all the way home to the other end of town and come back halfway for $party.
7:00pm: ("My driver doesn't know how to drive.") or ("This bus conductor is so rude")
8:00pm: Where has my Bai mixed my party wear? She can't do one thing properly.
9:00pm: Off to this god forsaken part of town for a friends party only cause he/she saved my life this one time.
10:30pm: Dammit. I'm early, no one here yet. I hope people don't think I lost my job.
11:00pm: Ah thankfully someone arrived. I was getting tired of my friend's irritating husband/wife.
12:30am: Damn shouldn't have had that 4th drink... early day tomorrow...
1:30am: Should have left already but friends husband/wife is coming onto me and rather cute lol.
2:30am: ("Hope no pandus checking") or ("My rick guy thinks he's schumacher")
3:00am: That was a great day. Good night y'all!
Next Day #Rinse #Repeat.
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