I can't even begin to think of a suitably weird title..

[freakylemurcat]

Roger knows that occasionally some nutter will attempt to sneak into his house and pounce on him from the top of a bookshelf.

Ok, maybe not the bookshelf part quite so much. This is why the man who was balancing on top of his copy of War and Peace surprises him so much.

He nails his assailant with a right hook and knees him in the

Comments

[hiro_chan]

I'd love, love, to see this B-Movie XDXD!!!

Roger, Andy and Marat fun! It is so B-Movie but all the more fun - those three cracked me up so bad XDXD!

Many lines made me laughed bad, I'd make the reply too damn long if I were to quote each of them. Let's just say I really love this - good idea and a fun laugh also :D!

[freakylemurcat]

Hee! Thank you! =D

[favouriteyear]

Brilliant!

Indescribably hilarious.

I love the characterisations. So very very perfect!

[freakylemurcat]

Thank you! =D

[freakylemurcat]

Heeheehee! I'm glad you like it! =D

Because it's all your fault! (Although I have no idea why I started writing it in the first place, but I'm sure it was to do with something you said.)

[freakylemurcat]

=D

Thank you!

[savvy_sleek]

This was so great... I laughed through the entire thing.

[freakylemurcat]

Yay! Thank you! =]