Research Paper #110

[freakyfanboy]

Shit my arm hurts!!! What the FUCK did I do that for?! Who am I, some sort of hero? Heh. Particularly for some ugly-ass girl that never puts out. Damn bitch, I hope the wolves did kill her. Her and that fairy-pants boyfriend of hers

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[first_mommy]

... I pray this is a curse.

[OOC: Eve's affected by the "Out, Damned spot!" curse.]

[freakyfanboy]

Nah. The curse is the kid one, Vash and the nun's crazy brother are--

HOLY HELL! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

[first_mommy]

.. I-I don't know. I was clean just a moment ago..

[freakyfanboy]

What, it just magically appeared then?! That's fucked UP! It's like Carrie or something!!

[sisknowsbest]

You've got a bad mouth!

[ooc: ...*is dead*]

[freakyfanboy]

Yeah? You've got a bad FACE.

((OOC: This is so bizarre I can't even see him as Autor....XD;;))

[sisknowsbest]

Stupid! Look at you! Goofy glasses and goofy hair! Nyah nyah, you're just a weakling!

[ooc: He's going to be kicking himself later, isn't he? XD]

[freakyfanboy]

Yeah? So? It keeps me out of trouble. When you're a weakling, people don't expect you to fight.

((OOC: Oh yeah. Particularly since he just told kid!Joshua that he wants to be "whipped" by his sister.))

voice reply;

[un_recall]

[mostly static but breaks up every once in awhile]

Au--...r-ku...? Tree-san le-- A-Autor?

voice reply;

[freakyfanboy]

Tree-san what? You're not talking about that useless oak tree in Kinkan Town, are you?

voice reply;

[un_recall]

No-- Xana--...u

[freakyfanboy]

Xanadu? A tree in Xanadu?

...You're going to have to narrow that down. There's an assload of trees there.

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[crete_goddess]

AUTOR--!!

[crete_goddess]

....

[ooc: silently seethes.]

[freakyfanboy]

Yeah, I KNOW. Can you believe the service here?! My fucking ARM is BLEEDING! Although Eve's here, so she'll probably heal it.

...Geez, you look...PMSy today. Should I fetch you some Midol?