[So, no one at 1451 Mitchell has touched the milk. So what does this get you? One (1) droned Scout - or to be precise, Officer McCann. And Officer McCann is out and about looking to mow people down with his trusty scattergun, the Force-A-Nature, for any slight infraction. Maybe your parking meter ran out of time, you're jaywalking, or the tail ( Read more... )

Scout is out on his lawn.

He is watering it with a hose.

He is wearing a golf shirt and shorts.

If this isn't true horror, I don't know what is.

He gives least he gives you a friendly wave when you go by!

"Hey there! All ready for the fireworks tonight?"

[[OOC - tags will be slow for the next few days]]